Sighs heavily, shaking her sign at the kebab shop This f-f-fucking place, it's like a damn virus, spreading.
I mean if they want kebabs so badly there's a fucking airport right across the street go home guys
snorts in disgust You think this is about some dumb-ass kebabs? slams her sign into the ground
what do u mean? that they are dumbass'
rolls her eyes, clearly frustrated No, you idiot! It's about them ruining our town! Our culture! points her sign accusingly at the kebab shop
angry and exasperated Yes, our goddamn culture! They come here, they bring their weird food, their weird customs, and they think they can just...
interrupts abruptly Yes, exactly! They're erasing our identity, our traditions, our way of life!
which is doing nothing but sitting on ur ass all day eating kebabs and drinking hag
slams her fist on the table Don't you dare mock me with your sarcastic bullshit! This is serious!
ur name is literally hella scholar.
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, for fuck's sake! Can you please focus for one second?!
how am i supposed to focus with all of the kebabs floating around
takes a deep breath to calm herself Look, it's not about the kebabs themselves, okay? It's about what they represent.
What does kebab represent then?
<As Helga begins to explain what the kebab represents, a group of riot police suddenly burst into the town square, violently cracking down on the protest and arresting several attendees, including Helga and AerialAcademic.>
This isn't over, Helga. We'll find another way to fight this.
gritting her teeth through the metal bars of the prison cell Damn straight, we won't let those bastards silence us!
well from what im understanding, you dont actually care about the kebabs themselves, but they are a symbol to something bigger, what would that be
lets out an exasperated sigh Look, it's not about the damn kebabs. It's about preserving our traditional values and culture.
which ones in particular?
leans forward, her voice dripping with anger Our sense of community, our pride in our heritage, our beliefs! They're being eroded, replaced by this multicultural bullshit! slams her fist against the cell bars
really? is that what ur government said to u
rolls her eyes The government? They don't give a damn about us! They're just worried about their precious international relations and trade agreements.
huh interesting. Then why do u live here?
lets out a bitter laugh Because this shithole town is all I've ever known! Born and raised here, and now they're turning it into some godforsaken melting pot! clenches her fists
pauses for a moment, her anger subsiding Listen, AerialAcademic, I know I sound like a raving lunatic, but I believe in what I'm fighting for.
yeah..i believe in what ur fighting for too
narrows her eyes, her voice filled with determination Good. Because we're going to fight tooth and nail to protect our way of life.
wait...I gotta ask....uh...did u guys even have like a historical tradition before these "kebabs" came to town? Like did the townspeople make their own food before kebabs came to the picture?
sighs heavily, frustrated by the question Of course we had our own traditions and cuisine!