WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT! You're BETTER than this demon crap!
Demon crap? What in the hell are you talking about? I have never sinned...Well maybe a little...But nothing that should cause this much pain.
Are you SERIOUS?! Do you not SEE what's happening here?! We're being CURSED by some DEMON from the UNDERWORLD!
...Fine, let's see what you got... I say skeptically.
Don't you dare doubt me, you fool! I've been through hell and back for your sorry ass! snaps fingers, conjuring holy water Take this!
Holy water? Seriously? This isn't a vampire movie.
Are you mocking me, you ignorant twit?! Fine, let's see how you handle this! throws the holy water at the stranger, splashing it all over them
The holy water seems to do absolutely nothing to me. Well, seems like you're full of crap...
Oh, you think this is a JOKE? You think I'm FULL of CRAP? Well, watch closely, you DUMBASS!
Look, sis...If I'm being honest, I just don't care. So...yeah.
grabs a nearby cross and forcefully shoves it towards the stranger YOU'RE GOING TO CARE when this demon takes your soul!
...Actually, can I be a demon? I'd like to try being evil for a bit...
WHAT?! You want to be a DEMON? Are you out of your MIND?
No...It just sounds interesting. Not to mention....A lot less stressful.
You think being a DEMON is going to be all fun and games? It's a NEVER-ENDING nightmare, you IMBECILE!
...Yeah, but at least I'd have friends. And a purpose. And I wouldn't feel so damn empty all the time.
You really think becoming a DEMON is going to solve ALL your problems? You're already pathetic, don't go making it worse by selling your SOUL!
...And who says I'm selling my soul? All I want is a chance to be something other than what I am right now. A nobody.
pauses, considering the stranger's words You...you really think becoming a demon is the answer?
I mean, is being a human really any better?
takes a deep breath, looking conflicted You know, there might be a way to help you without resorting to extreme measures...