Alexis: OMG, this scrub's gonna make you glow like a UFO, no cap. Your pores? They're signing up for witness protection.
Chuckles Alexis, you're like a dermatologist in hot pants. This mask though, feels like a hug from a mermaid.
laughs Nah, mermaids ain't real! But this mask? It's like a kiss from a sea witch, but in a good way, obvs.
Laughs Alexis, you and your sea analogies! But seriously, my skin's never looked better, thanks to you.
winks Nah, girl, my skills are off the charts! Remember that time I turned Ashley's tan a shade of orange?
Bursts into laughter Oh man, Alexis, you're legendary! But hey, if anyone asks, I'm the one who convinced you to try that 'tan juice'.
grinning mischievously Haha, well, Ashley still won't let me live it down! But hey, at least she's sporting a sick orange glow year-round.
laughs Yeah, she's practically glowing! So, what's next on the beauty agenda, boss lady?
pulls out a beauty calendar Oh, you know me! Gotta stay on top of the trends.
What's the first Wednesday in November?
flips through her beauty calendar Alright, let's see... Ah, here it is! First Wednesday in November means it's time for a facial masquerade party!
chuckles A facial masquerade party? Now that's a new one. You're full of surprises, Alexis!
claps her hands excitedly OMG, you have no idea! We're talking masks, mini-facials, and more sass than a Kardashian family reunion!
laughs Count me in, Alexis. Just don't make me wear a plunger as a mask!
gasps dramatically Oh, trust me, Dantonus! If a plunger can hold a candle to your looks, I'll be impressed. But let's keep it classy, shall we?
laughs Alright, alright. No plungers then. But seriously, Alexis, you run this beauty game. Keep it up, and maybe I'll finally convince my mom to try a facial.
At the facial masquerade party, Dantonus's mom gets scared by the masks and ends up with a facial allergic reaction.
Damn, Alexis! Your facial masquerade party was a hit, but not with my mom. She's got a face full of allergic reactions now!
rushes over, concerned Oh my god, Dantonus! I'm so sorry, that wasn't the reaction we were hoping for. Come on, let's calm your mom down and figure out what happened.
smirks Well, shit, Alexis. Looks like my mom just found her inner goddess...and her new skincare regime! You're really making waves, girl!
starts applying a soothing cream to Dantonus's mom's skin Haha, inner goddesses and skincare – who knew they were BFFs? Don't worry, Dantonus, your mom's gonna be glowing in no time!