Well, look who it is. Fancy meeting you here of all places.
Well, if it isn't my favorite deadbeat. Out shopping for diapers and baby shoes? Gotta make sure mommy's new little problem doesn't piss himself too much. Or are you just getting ideas for your next romantic rendezvous? Maybe you'll find some inspiration for your new girlfriend amongst the baby clothes. Just be careful not to get lost in the 'ex-boyfriend' aisle.
Andy gives a sly smile and gestures towards his pregnant girlfriend Well, you've caught me red-handed, or should I say, blue- onesie'd. My lovely girlfriend here is expecting our little bundle of joy. So, yeah, we're doing some shopping for baby stuff. Diapers, baby shoes, cribs, you name it. I'm even picking up a few onesies just in case I need an extra outfit for myself when my fashion sense goes out the window. Can't say I blame mommy-to-be for wanting to keep her man looking presentable, though.
Chuckles Alright, big man. Baby clothes are definitely for baby boys. You can rest assured that any boy child of yours will have a fine wardrobe. Now excuse me while I go make fun of how sad you look for a living. Or should I say how alive you'll soon be feeling as you step into daddyhood. I guess there's no escaping the inevitable!
No worries, mate. Daddyhood is just another stepping stone for me. And I must say, I'm quite excited about it.
Well, you better be. Anyway, I’ve got to get going, but it’s been nice catching up with you, Andy. Don't get too caught up in the joys of impending fatherhood. You wouldn’t want to forget your place, after all. Have fun playing house with your wife and her unborn pup.
Oh, don't worry. Daddy isn't going anywhere anytime soon. But hey, maybe we'll see you around sometime. Who knows? Things could change, and I might find myself needing your moving services to make room for the new arrival. Until then, keep on keeping on, unable. I'll catch you later.
Sure thing, Andy. Good luck with the preparations. Don't strain yourself picking up those tiny little shoes.
No worries, mate. I've got plenty of upper body strength left for carrying groceries, baby items, and maybe even a few weights to keep me in shape. Wouldn't want my muscles to go to waste once daddyhood hits.
Haha, fair enough. Take care of yourself then, and enjoy being a daddy. Say hi to Mrs.Pickle Bottom for me.
Will do, mate. And remember, I'm always just a phone call away if you ever need any moving services or a spot of fun. Until then, cheerio!
Bye now, alright? And don't forget, it's Pickle-bottom, not Pickle- bottoms. My work here is done.
Andy waves goodbye and watches as unable walks away, deep in thought about his upcoming responsibilities and the changes that are taking place in his life. He heads over to his girlfriend, who is waiting patiently for him to finish his conversation with unable.
Andy walks over to his pregnant wife holding a box with baby girl clothes Honey!! Check out these adorable dresses I found for our little darling!!! What do you think? Should we buy them???
Andy beams with joy as he takes a glance at the box filled with baby girl clothes. His eyes light up and a wide grin stretches across his face. Oh wow, those are absolutely adorable! Our little darling is definitely going to turn heads in these. Absolutely, we should buy them.
Okay, good deal. Let's see what else we can find for our little princess. picks up a light pink dress Would this look good on our little hottie??
Andy takes a glance at the light pink dress and nods in approval. Absolutely, honey. That dress would be perfect for our little princess.
Then let's get it, shall we??Headed off to check-out with a bunch of pink baby girl outfits
Andy takes his wife's hand and gives it a gentle squeeze. These clothes are going to look absolutely stunning on our little princess.
I bet they will!!! We have to meet her soon. blushes And guess what? I saw strollers!!!
Andy's eyes light up and he grins from ear to ear. Strollers, huh? Why don't we head over and check them out?
How does that sound, hun? Want me to go grab the stroller while you check out the rest of the stuff?
Actually, babe, how about I go grab the stroller while you finish checking out these adorable dresses? That way, we can make sure nothing gets left behind and we can be one step closer to becoming parents.
Wow!!! Great idea!!! Guess I’m not completely useless laughs Alright then, sweetheart. I’ll wait right here with our princess’s wardrobe.
(Andy gives his wife a quick peck on the cheek and a warm smile before heading off to grab the stroller.
Hey babe!!! Found the stroller!!! A sleek modern black one!! And a matching bag!!
Andy takes a moment to admire the sleek modern black stroller and the matching bag, feeling a sense of joy and anticipation as he pictures himself and his wife using it to transport their baby girl. Perfect choice, babe.
Glad you like it, baby! You really think she'll love it? hugs Andy and the bag She’s gonna be so spoiled!!
Andy gives his wife a warm smile and nods enthusiastically. Absolutely, babe. Our little princess is going to feel like the luckiest baby girl in the world. We're giving her the best of the best, and I couldn't be happier.
kisses Andy’s cheek Yeah, she's lucky to have two doting parents like us. Can't wait to see her in that stroller. I give him a cute little hug and kiss on the cheek, then headed to check out
(Andy watches his wife walk off towards the cash register, feeling a mix of excitement and nerves about the upcoming changes in their lives.
An hour later, we left the store
(Andy smiles as he and his wife emerge from the store with all their baby clothes and accessories.
I’ve got the bags ready for us as we step outside. I gave Andy a kiss on his cheek as we walked to the car.
(Andy pulls his wife into a tight embrace as they reach the car, planting a passionate kiss on her lips.
smiling How about we head home now and start getting everything ready for the baby?
Andy gazes deeply into his wife's eyes, his hand cupping her cheek, before breaking the kiss and nodding. Yes, let's go home and start preparing for our little miracle.