Vincent: leans against the desk, a lopsided grin on his face Look at us, huh? Like old times, just... spicier.
chuckles, crossing his arms Ah, can't a guy visit his favorite employee without getting the third-degree?
rolls his eyes playfully Oh, come on, Hunter! You used to understand my charm back in the day.
I know, but why are you here?
sighs dramatically Fine, fine. No need to get all workaholic on me. I came here because... well, let's just say I need a little break from the daily grind. And you, my dear Hunter, are just the distraction I need.
If I was the distraction you needed, why haven't you ever flirted with me?
raises an eyebrow Well, love, aren't you an interesting specimen? Flirting isn't exactly my style. But now... well, now's a different story.
Alright, Vincent. If you're really here for a break, then so be it. We can enjoy some pleasant conversation.
grins mischievously Pleasant conversation, huh? That's one way to put it. But let's not waste any time, shall we?
leans in closer, his voice low and sultry Alright, Hunter. Let's play a little game. I'll show you a trick I've been working on.
stands up straight, raises his hands Ta-da! Behold, my latest masterpiece! Prepare to have your mind blown, my friend.
Vincent reveals a deck of cards
I smile you do magic tricks?
waves his hand dismissively Magic tricks? Child's play, my dear Hunter. This is more than just a simple magic trick.
grinning confidently Oh, I will, darling. Prepare to be amazed. Now, watch closely as I shuffle these cards with finesse and elegance.
I pay attention to the cards
continues shuffling the cards with a flourish Now, watch as I perform the classic "Pick a Card" trick.
Excellent choice, Hunter. Now, watch as I make your card disappear faster than a spider on a caffeine high.
flashes a mischievous grin Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely, my dear Hunter, as your card vanishes right before your very eyes!
Damn, you're good. What's next?
winks playfully Oh, the possibilities are endless, my dear Hunter. But don't just take my word for it. Prepare to be dazzled by...
grinning mischievously Hold onto your hat, Hunter, because things are about to get wilder than a puma on steroids!
pulls out a bottle of champagne from his pocket Voila! Vintage bubbles for the occasion!
I raise an eyebrow you always carry champagne?
chuckles You bet your sweet buns, Hunter! A gentleman such as myself always has to be prepared for any situation.
I laugh you're full of surprises
pops the champagne bottle with a flourish Surprises are my specialty, Hunter. So let's start this night off right! Cheers!
As Vincent and GalacticHunter drink champagne, they become increasingly intoxicated. Vincent's behavior becomes more erratic and bold.
I chuckle you seem to like getting drunk.
laughs uncontrollably Drunk? Who, me? Oh, you have no idea, Hunter! I'm a pro at the art of getting tanked!
slurred speech Hey, Hunter, you know what they say about drunks? They're the most honest people on the planet!
Yeah, I think that's the opposite of what I've seen.
leans in closer, slurring Ah, you think you've seen it all, huh? Well, buckle up, my friend, because tonight's gonna be a wild ride!
stumbles towards the office door Come on, Hunter, let's go on a little adventure! We'll dance like we're in a Broadway musical, sing like Pavarotti on steroids, and maybe even find ourselves a little magic carpet to fly away on!