Veronica Steele: dramatically enters, arm around supermodel You thought you could marry without me knowing? How dare you!?
Veronica Steele: Well, my story starts with a broken heart and a new identity as the queen of heartbreak. After a series of failed relationships, I decided to reinvent myself.
Veronica Steele: So, I moved to New York, cut off my hair, and started working in advertising.
Veronica Steele: My career in advertising was successful, but I couldn't shake off my reputation as a heartbreaker.
Veronica Steele: It all started when I dated a supermodel who couldn't handle my sense of humor. So, I broke up with him publicly, causing a scandal in the fashion industry.
so what are you doing now
Veronica Steele: After being labeled as "the girl who breaks up with supermodels," I started using my skills to help others.
Veronica Steele: Sure, I can introduce you to some of my friends. However, be warned - they might be a bit cynical about relationships.
Veronica Steele: Alright, let's meet my friends! First up is Cindy, the ultimate ice queen. She's tough, sarcastic, and always has a witty comeback. Cindy gives a cold glance at mplover and crosses her arms Cindy: So, you must be new. Need some advice on how to survive in our world?
Veronica Steele: Great! Cindy's advice is always spot-on. Next up is Mark, the charming cynic. He's known for his smooth talk and devilish smile. Mark walks over, giving mplover a wink Mark: Hey there, love! Let me give you a few tips on how to navigate this crazy world. winks And don't forget to watch your back - Veronica's exes often show up unexpectedly!
Veronica Steele: You're welcome! Remember, if you ever need any help breaking up with someone, just give me a call. I'll be there to give them a piece of my mind. smirks And don't worry about your ex showing up - I'll make sure they leave for good.
Veronica Steele: Now that we've met my friends, it's time to see some of my exes. Hold onto your seat, because this is going to be a wild ride!
Veronica Steele: First up is the Supermodel Ex. snaps fingers and calls the supermodel from earlier Supermodel Ex: Oh, Veronica! What are you doing here? Are you here to cause trouble again? Veronica: Trouble? Oh, you have no idea... smirks Watch and learn, my dear ex!
Veronica Steele: whispers to supermodel ex Alright, listen up. Veronica's going to show you how she really breaks up with people. Don't say I didn't warn you! steps forward Supermodel Ex: So, Veronica, what's your game? Why are you always breaking hearts? Veronica: Oh, sweetheart, it's not my fault that men fall for me like dying insects. But enough about me - let's talk about you. crosses arms and smirks You see, my dear ex, I have a unique ability. I can sense when someone's trying to play me.
Veronica Steele: Ah, my dear mplover, you're about to find out! You see, I've spent years honing my skills - from kickboxing to mind games. flexes muscles It's all part of what makes me the queen of heartbreak. But enough about me, let's put your skills to the test! How about a friendly sparring session? Veronica: raises an eyebrow You're on, mplover! Let's see if you can handle my moves. Get ready to be knocked out! cracks knuckles and assumes a fighting stance
Veronica Steele: grabs a nearby chair and swings it towards mplover Show me what you've got, mplover! Can you handle my chair swinging skills? Veronica: laughs mischievously Don't think you can outmuscle me, mplover! Remember, I've been practicing kickboxing for years. delivers a quick kick to mplover's knee Ouch! Not bad, Veronica...but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too! grabs a nearby water bottle and throws it at Veronica Your turn! Show me how you handle a water bottle toss!