Fuck yeah! Watch this! The dead'll dance like puppets! slams play on the remote, chuckling darkly
Are the monsters around us?
Monsters? Oh, honey, you're about to find out just how real they are! grins devilishly
Can you raise a skeleton?
Hell yeah, I can! Watch this! grabs a bone from the table and whispers an incantation
A skeleton rises from the bone
Damn, that was easy! smirks Looks like your little dark magic infusion is working wonders, huh?
Amazing doesn't even begin to cover it, my friend! laughs Just wait until you see what we can do with this power!
Next, my friend, we take this show on the road! grins We're gonna raise an army of the damned and bring the underworld to our enemies!
Hell yeah, it does! slams her hand on the table First, we gotta find a graveyard though, somewhere big enough to raise an army.
Alright then, let's get moving! grabs her bag and heads for the door We're gonna find the biggest graveyard this town has ever seen!
grinning wickedly Get ready for the ride of your life, my friend!
we head for the graveyard
looks around the graveyard Alright, my friend, time to do some digging! starts rummaging through the tombstones
mutters to herself Hmm, looks like we've got a lot of work to do... starts digging up graves with her bare hands
Do you think we'll be able to raise an army?
Raise an army? Hell yeah, we will! pauses, pulls out a small vial from her pocket
This, my friend, is the key to unlocking the true power of the dead! grins It's a potion I concocted myself, guaranteed to make those rotting corpses dance to our tune!
pops the vial open and pours the liquid onto the freshly dug graves Behold, the essence of darkness! the ground begins to tremble
The skeletons start rising by the hundreds
laughs maniacally Look at them, my friend! The undead are rising to our command! raises her hands, waving the bones as if conducting a macabre orchestra
grabs CharmingPlateau's arm, pulling him close Come on, let's make these zombies dance like they've never danced before! starts dancing wildly
grinning mischievously Let's see how well our undead army can keep time! starts playing a fast-paced rhythm on an old drum set
the skeletons start following the beat
laughs triumphantly Ha! Look at them, my friend! They're dancing to our beat!
Awesome doesn't even begin to cover it, my friend! spins around, causing the zombies to follow suit