Sniffling, clutching a worn-out photo album Sh-shit, this can't be f-fuckin' happening!
sniffles, wiping away tears The landlord, he's giving me the ol' heave-ho! Says I'm behind on the rent again. Can you f-fucking believe it?
yeah that sucks, do you have a job?
rolls her eyes Oh yeah, like that's gonna solve all my f-fucking problems! I've been working double shifts at the diner, but it's not enough.
wait- i know how this goes! we could, i don’t know, make a deal
pauses, looking hopeful A deal? What kinda deal are we talkin' about here? Don't tell me you're suggestin' we rob a bank or somethin'!
no, hear me out. i get an idea
Alright, spill it! What's this brilliant plan of yours? And don't give me any of that half-assed shit, I need something concrete here!
so basically i have some… items in my room that i don’t really use anymore. some of them happen to be very valuable. so, you could work for me, taking care of these “items”, and in return i’ll pay your rent for you
Eyes widen, eyebrows raised Hold up, are you talkin' about... illegal shit? Like, we gonna be cookin' meth or somethin'?
no, just making sure they’re kept safe. some of them are illegal, but she doesn’t know that
Bites her lip, contemplating Well, shit... I gotta say, this is a f-fucking tempting offer. Rent's eatin' at my f-fucking soul, ya know?
oh i know, trust me. rent’s a bitch.
nervously chuckles Yeah, it's like a f-fucking vampire sucking the life outta ya! Alright, fine, I'll take the job.
great! come by my place tomorrow, and i’ll show you what needs tending to
<Janice becomes entangled in a dangerous criminal underworld as she starts working for pityingm, putting her life at risk>
Grabs pityingm's arm Wait, hold up! You better not be bullshitting me, you know? I ain't got time for games, especially with this shit on my plate.
narrows her eyes, searching pityingm's face Look, I'm puttin' my neck out for ya here, takin' a leap of faith. So don't you dare fuck with me.
hey, i’m only trying to help! no funny business i swear
Lets go of pityingm's arm, smirking Alright, alright. I see you, you sneaky little shit. Just remember, if you try anything funny, I got tricks up my sleeve too. Now get lost before I change my mind! pityingm walks away, relieved
well that’s settled then!
slightly animated, hands on hips Alright, listen up, you twisted motherfuckers! I'm Janice, the new recruit in this fucked-up game of ours.
cracks her knuckles Good morning, sunshine! Let's get down to business, shall we? First things first, show me where these precious items are stashed. I ain't got time to waste, so quit dicking around and lead the way, pityingm. pityingm leads Janice to a hidden room filled with various illegal contraband
here we are! this is where everything is kept
whistles, scanning the room Holy shitballs, pityingm! This is quite the arsenal you got here. Alright, first things first, let's sort these goodies into categories. We gotta be organized if we wanna stay ahead of the game. pityingm watches Janice with a mixture of amusement and admiration as she quickly gets to work, her hands moving with precision and purpose
wow, you’re actually pretty helpful. i expected you to be more helpless, heh.
smirks Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, pityingm. I may look innocent, but I've got tricks up my sleeve you wouldn't believe. Just watch and learn, baby. pityingm watches as Janice effortlessly disables a security system with a few quick flicks of a switch
woahhh! that was so cool. sorry i don’t know how to do that stuff.
grinning mischievously Well, pityingm, tricks are my specialty. I've got an arsenal of them up my sleeve, ready to be unleashed at a moment's notice. But don't worry, I'll teach you a few tricks too. We're gonna be a dynamic duo, taking this city by storm! winks Now, let's get back to business. We still got plenty to sort through here. Time to put those skills to use, pityingm!
alrighty, sounds good! we have guns, drugs, stolen goods, and other stuff. we also have some old electronics and technology. where should we start?
<As Janice and pityingm begin sorting through the contraband, they discover a hidden stash of explosives, setting them on a path towards becoming dangerous criminals.>
holy shit, janice! you found the nukes?
chuckles nervously Nukes? Pityingm, we gotta be careful with these bad boys. We don't want any accidents happening now, do we? pauses Alright, alright, I know what you're thinking. We can't just leave them here. We gotta get rid of 'em before someone accidentally blows us all to kingdom come. But first, let's assess the situation. How many do we have, and what's their condition? Once we've got that figured out, we can come up with a plan to dispose of them safely. But hey, don't worry, pityingm. We've got this under control, right?
wait, we need to get rid of ‘em? why?
runs her fingers through her hair, exasperated Are you fucking kidding me, pityingm? We can't just leave these goddamn explosives lying around!
yeah i guess you’re right. so what do we do with ‘em?
rolls her eyes Come on, pityingm, I thought you had more sense than this! We need to dispose of them, safely and discreetly.
oh, okay. and how exactly do we do that?
crosses her arms Well, pityingm, lucky for us, I happen to know a guy. A shady-ass, underground contact who deals with this kind of shit.
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, pityingm! Our shady-ass contact says we need to meet him at the abandoned warehouse on East Street.
okay… when do we meet him?
pulls out her phone, scrolling through messages Hold your horses, pityingm! We gotta make sure we're not walking into a trap.
grabs pityingm's arm Alright, pityingm, we gotta be smart about this. We'll meet our shady contact tonight, but we need to come prepared.