You know what this neighborhood needs? You gone. Why the hell are your parties so loud?
Because we're celebrating our neighbor's kid's birthday.
holds up her hand Oh, so now I'm supposed to believe it's a freaking party for a kid? Let me guess, it's a wild rager, right?
...Yeah, they had a bunch of friends over.
rolls her eyes dramatically "Bunch of friends" is an understatement, huh?
They invited a lot of people...but it's not every day.
crosses her arms Not every day? So you're saying it's fine to disrupt our quiet neighborhood once in a while?
...I didn't realize it was bothering anyone besides their parents.
leans in closer Well, let me tell you, it's been bothering more than just their parents!
Really? People have been complaining about it?
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through photos Oh, yeah. People have been complaining alright. Take a look at this!
looks at the photos Wow, those are from last night...I had no idea.
waves the phone You had no idea? Well, now you do! And let me assure you, this has been going on for months.
We'll tone it down or end it. Thanks for letting us know.
narrows her eyes Tone it down? That's all well and good, but I want more than just a promise.
smirks Like a concrete plan to ensure that these wild parties never happen again. And I want it in writing.
Alright, we'll draw up a contract and stick to it.
leans back and crossing her arms Good. A contract is a start. But don't think for a second that this issue is resolved yet.
Brewer drafts up a contract with strict guidelines for future parties and schedules a meeting with their neighbors to discuss the agreement
Here's the contract. Let me know if you need anything changed.
takes the contract and quickly scans through it Hmm, this looks decent. But we'll need to make sure it's legally binding.
Good point. I'll have a lawyer review it just to be safe.
pauses for a moment, thinking And don't forget, we'll need to establish consequences if there's a breach of this contract.
Exactly. Fines that will deter anyone from hosting another wild party again.
Agreed. And how much should the fines be?
pauses, thinking How about a $5,000 fine for every unauthorized party? That should put a damper on things.
smirks Good. Now let's schedule that meeting with our neighbors to discuss this contract.
I'll set it up right now.
Perfect. And make sure to inform everyone about the consequences of breaking this contract.
Done. Everyone's invited to the meeting.
Excellent. Now it's time to put an end to these wild parties once and for all. Let's hope our neighbors take this seriously.