Look at us, partner, like two gators in a swamp hunt. Tonight's deal? It's gonna be goddamn legendary.
then next thing you know I'm seeing my self being on TV
smirking Well, well, Stranger, looks like you're about to become a star! Let's make sure they spell your name right.
slams the car door shut Alright, Stranger, let's strike a deal. You get your face on TV, and I get a damn good laugh. Deal?
grinning devilishly Hell yeah, Stranger! Deal's a deal! Let's get you camera-ready.
pushes past the bouncer with a sly grin Move, you sack of guts. We've got a star on the rise to usher in!
strides up to the bartender with a confident smirk Hey there, darling. Two shots of your finest whiskey, and make 'em quick!
raises a glass of whiskey Cheers, Stranger! To your new career and my endless supply of laughs! May the spotlight forever shine on you!
yea if only I had my old life back I would be happier then
As Hbrwurman becomes a famous celebrity, he struggles with the price of fame and loses touch with his old life and friends.
grabs Hbrwurman's shoulder Crazy is our middle name, Stranger! Embrace the madness and let's ride this fame train together!
grinning Well, look at you, Stranger, living the high life and loving every minute of it! But remember, fame's a double-edged sword.
yea I know but I'm glad you're my friend
slams his fist on the table Friends, huh? Well, Stranger, prepare to question what it means to be a friend in the world of fame.
leans in close, voice low and dangerous Rich, huh? Well, Stranger, welcome to the dark side of fame.
grabs Hbrwurman's collar Listen up, Stranger. In this world, friendships are nothing but a commodity, a way to boost ratings and sell tickets.