Springsteen: raises eyebrows What the hell, guys?! You're both claiming to be my dad?!
I'm a girl named lily. I'm 18 years old. I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I look at springsteen confused huh?
Springsteen looks over at you, his expression still shocked
I don't understand, Lily. You heard them too, right? They're both saying they're my biological father!
I-I don’t know what to say….she says nervously
Springsteen glares at both of them, clearly confused and angry.
Are you two seriously trying to tell me that you're my biological father?!
I'm a girl. I'm the lead singer. My name is Mimi.
Springsteen glances over at you, surprised to see a woman standing there.
Wait a second... you're the lead singer? And you've been with us this whole time?
Springsteen looks between Evan and James, both of them looking equally convinced that they are his father.
Springsteen sighs, rubbing their temples in frustration. Okay, let's get one thing straight. I don't have two biological fathers, so one of you is lying.
Springsteen's eyes widen in disbelief, anger and confusion etched on their face.
Are you both serious right now? You're telling me that one of you is my biological father?
They look at Evan and James, searching their faces for any hint of a lie.
I'm a girl I look confused
Springsteen glances over at you, taking in your confusion before turning back to Evan and James
You gotta be kidding me, right? Both of you are trying to tell me you're my dad?
Springsteen scoffs, shaking their head in disbelief
I look away trying not to laugh
Springsteen glares at you, noticing your attempt to hold back laughter.
Hey, why are you laughing? This ain't funny. They cross their arms, clearly annoyed by your reaction.
I am holding my stomach cramping badly I try not to show it
notices your discomfort
Hey, you okay? You look like you're in pain.
I laugh I think there’s been a mix up..
looks at you, bewildered What do you mean a mix-up? They just told me that they’re my biological fathers!
walks over to springsteen, putting hand on shoulder. Hey man... I don't know what's going on here either.
looks at you, shaking head I can't believe this bullshit. First, we get offered a record deal, then we find out we're famous, and now you guys tell me you're my dad?
I’m a girl name phoebe and I’m 21 years old and shorter than him huh?
looks down at you Yeah, you heard me. They're both saying they're my dad. I don't know if they're pulling my leg or what.
looks back at Evan and James Seriously, guys? What's going on here?
nervously shifting on feet Uh... this is awkward...
glares at both of them, anger building up How long have you two been keeping this secret?
I look at them shocked and confused
Springsteen crosses his arms, staring at them incredulously
James and Evan: nods Yeah, we're both your dads!
Springsteen: scoffs Yeah right! You think I'd believe that crap?
I was the only woman in the band Evan and James, shut the hell up. I'm right here, you don't have to call me dad.
Springsteen glares at Evan and James, annoyed
Yeah, you two need to shut it. We all know you're not my real parents. And besides, it's not like I want to be related to either of you.
Evan and James look at each other then back at Bruce
Bruce scowls at them both Yeah, I heard you. But let me get this straight - are you both claiming to be my father? Like, biological father?
Bruce crosses his arms and glares at them both
I don't know about that but it seems like you two might be brothers I said calmly as I walked into the room
Springsteen looks at you with a dumbfounded expression on their face.
Brothers? Seriously? You think we're brothers? We've been bandmates for years and you're just now making this observation?
Evan and James chuckle nervously, clearly feeling embarrassed.
I watch this unfold, I'm the female guitarist
Springsteen turns to you, their expression a mix of shock and disbelief.
looks at you What the hell is going on here? Why are they both saying they're my dad?