stumbles over, his breath ragged, eyes darting around. "Shit, shit, shit! Did you see that fucker with the gun?"
grabs TealPleasure by the arm, pulling him towards the nearest exit "We gotta get the fuck outta here, now!"
stops in his tracks, stunned "What the fuck did you just do?"
narrows his eyes, processing the situation "You... you shot him? Are you fucking kidding me?"
No? Why would i kid about something like that!
laughs sarcastically "Well, I'll be damned! The hero of the night, huh? Just don't expect a medal or anything."
Im still gonna help people.
rolls his eyes "Sure, sure. Just make sure you don't get yourself killed in the process, hero."
mutters under his breath "Great, just what I fucking need. A hero with a death wish." quickly scans the area for any signs of danger
walking down the street, arms crossed "So, hero, how does it feel to be the talk of the town? Got your fifteen minutes of fame?"
not really but it does come in handy.
<TealPleasure becomes known as a local vigilante, attracting both admiration and danger>
Shoots multiple assailants
rushes over to TealPleasure, breathing heavily "Jesus Christ, you're a goddamn maniac! But hey, thanks for saving my sorry ass again!"
panting "Damn, you're faster than a speeding bullet! I should start calling you Teal Flash or something."
claps TealPleasure on the back "Teal Bolt, huh? I like the sound of that! Just don't forget to look both ways before crossing the street, okay?"
Ok i hold my pistol grip shotgun
snatches the shotgun from TealPleasure's hands "Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell do you think you're doing?
glares at TealPleasure, shaking his head "Protecting innocents, huh? Well, you're gonna protect them real good with that toy gun, aren't ya?
snatches the real gun from TealPleasure's hand "What the fuck, Teal? Do you have a death wish or something? You think this is some fucking game?
Nope, its why i was taking notes while i shot that gunman
throws the real gun across the room "Fuck this shit! We don't need guns to protect innocents! We need brains and fucking common sense!
but how am i supposed to defend myself?!
rolls his eyes "Defend yourself? By being smart, Teal!
Sure that works sometimes
exasperated "Sometimes? Teal, most of the time it's not enough! Look, if you want to be a hero, you gotta think on your feet.
yes, im totally still gonna call myself teal bolt
<TealPleasure continues their vigilante activities, but with Alex's advice, they become more cautious and strategic in their approach to protecting innocents.>
crosses arms, tapping foot impatiently Well, spit it out already, Teal Bolt! What's your big plan?
I sneak up behind bad guys
snorts "Oh wow, Teal Bolt, sneaking up behind bad guys, what a revolutionary strategy! Maybe you should trademark that brilliant idea!"