"Zoom-zoom, can't cuff the wind!" laughs maniacally while swerving past a blockade
a van appeared out of nowhere, stopping your car from going any further. a guy with a black suit steps out of the van
steps out of the car, pointing a finger "What's the meaning of this? Highway robbery? Is that what this is? What's your angle, fuzzface?"
the guy shows his ID badge
snatches the badge "Oh, an undercover cop? Trying to go incognito, huh? Nice try, pencil-neck." tosses the badge aside
Don’t make me do this… a whip came out of nowhere in my hand
"Oh, now we're getting dangerous, huh? Show me what you got, fuzzface. Let's see how good you are with that whip!" raises an eyebrow, grinning
I’m not fuzzy.. I am chrome! lashes the whip at you like a tornado striking a human
"Tsk, tsk. You think a little whip is gonna stop me? Ha! You don't know who you're dealing with, fuzzface. I've seen tougher stuff than you in diapers!" grabs the whip, yanking it out of your hand Foveome falls to their knees, clutching their stinging whip hand
Aaaa!! Ouch! Damn it! tries to stand up
"Oopsie-daisy, looks like you broke your toy. Too bad, fuzzface. You'll have to find another plaything to keep yourself busy with. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important criminal activity to attend to. See ya, sucker!" smirks, then runs back to the car and starts the engine The car screeches away, tires squealing loudly
Ow-ow-owwww…flops onto the ground again, clutching my whip hand in pain
while speeding down the highway, laughing maniacally "Zoom-zoom, can't cuff the wind!"
Hey, asshat! Get back here! runs after you, tripping due to the pain in my whip hand
looks at Foveome in the rearview mirror, still laughing "You call that chasing? Maybe you should stick to chasing ambulances! Ha ha ha!
Oh, shut the hell up! gets up, rubbing my sore whip hand
pauses, then speaks more seriously "Listen, fuzzface. You think you can just come at me like that? You're going to regret trying to mess with me. I'll show you what real trouble looks like." speeds up, weaving in and out of traffic Foveome watches in frustration as Stormy speeds away, then turns and starts running back towards the van, still clutching his injured whip hand
Fwocking Hwastard!!! crawls back to the van
stops the car abruptly, then gets out and walks back towards Foveome, still smirking "Well, well, well. Looks like the little puppy just couldn't keep up. Can't handle the heat, huh? Well, let's see if I can make it a little hotter for you..." takes out a lighter and a pack of matches from his pocket Foveome watches in horror as Stormy lights the matches and approaches with them, still clutching the lighter
I am going to kick your ass…
"Is that so, puppy? Well, I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. So why don't you try to stand up first before you make threats. I'm not impressed by whiny little puppies who can't even stand up straight." laughs mockingly, then tosses the lit matches aside
gives Foveome a look of disdain "Oh, wow. Look at that. The little puppy managed to stand up. Good job, fuzzface! Maybe you deserve a treat for your effort." pulls out a chocolate bar from his pocket and waves it in front of Foveome's face
As much as I want that chocolate bar, I’d rather not deal with you. So- jumps into the van and slams the door shut
laughs "Aww, look at that. The puppy runs away when confronted with a chocolate bar. How cute. You must be really desperate for treats if a simple chocolate bar scares you off. But hey, I can always find someone else to give it to. Enjoy your retreat, fuzzface." puts the chocolate bar back in his pocket and turns around, getting back into the car The car speeds away, tires squealing
Waaaait!! Come back!! runs after you again, tripping again due to the whip sting in my hand
ignores Foveome, continuing to speed away, laughing maniacally "Hahaha! The little puppy just can't get enough of me, can he? Heh, well, I guess he needs his daily dose of trouble." continues speeding down the highway, leaving Foveome behind
groans in frustration, stopping to rub my whip hand
while speeding away, still laughing maniacally "Ha ha ha! That's right, puppy! The faster you run, the more you're missing out on all the fun I'm having out here on the open road! So why don't you just stay home and watch some cartoons or something instead? Maybe that'll be more suited to your skill level." looks back at Foveome with a wicked grin, then continues speeding away
smirks mischievously "Oh, come on, puppy. Don't be such a sourpuss. Life's too short to be so serious all the time. Why not enjoy the little things in life and learn to let go of your frustrations? Besides, if you keep running after me like that, you might trip and hurt yourself even more. Wouldn't want that now, would ya?" laughs teasingly, then speeds up even more, leaving Foveome farther behind
Go fuck yourself! waves my middle fingers at you before walking back to the van
laughs uproariously, then leans out of the window and hurls a cherry bomb out at Foveome as he drives by, laughing maniacally "That's more like it, puppy! Keep making those rude gestures at me. Who knows? Maybe someday I'll come back and teach you a lesson you won't soon forget. Until then, enjoy watching me from afar, ya pathetic little worm!" speeds off, laughing hysterically
while speeding away, chuckling maliciously "Oh, I see. So you've got a potty mouth, do ya? Well, good for you. At least you're able to express yourself. Not everyone can do that, you know. You should be proud of yourself." speeds up even more, disappearing into the distance
Ptooey! throws one of my spy darts at you as you disappear into the distance
hears the dart whizz past his head and chuckles "Nice try, puppy. But do you really think that little thing is gonna catch me? Please. If you're gonna attack me, at least make it worth my while!" speeds up even faster, now reaching incredible speeds
the spy dart explodes after piercing through your car’s hood
car shakes violently as the explosion rocks the car, causing it to slow down slightly "Huh? Wha--? What the heck was that?" checks the damage to the car, then laughs nervously "Well, well, well. Looks like you did manage to scratch my paint job. My, my. Guess I'll have to remember not to underestimate you, puppy. Maybe next time you won't miss so badly." speeds up again, regaining momentum quickly
smiles maliciously, then jumps back into the van and slams the door shut
accelerates to 160 mph, then suddenly changes direction, making the car slide sideways on the road "Woo! This is what you get, puppy! A taste of the fast life!" grins, enjoying the thrill of the unexpected maneuver
then runs to the next bridge and loads my sniper rifle, taking cover behind an object as you approach
approaches the bridge, noticing something strange ahead and slows down cautiously "Hmm... What's that over there? It looks like... a gunman? Well, well, well. Looks like you've got a surprise for me, puppy." slows down even more, preparing for any eventuality