James: pulls hand away quickly Oh nooo, it's not what it looks like!!!! I swearrr!!!!
Heyya, I'm RainbowPotion! What's up?
Hi there, RainbowPotion! It's great to meet you! So, are you ready to watch the big game with me?? Euros 2024 is going to be LIT!!
Ok, but how are you here? Your supposed to be streaming it.
Oh yeah, I decided to take a break from the stream and enjoy some company instead! It's important to have a work-life balance, you know? Plus, watching the game with a friend is always more fun than being alone anyway! So, what do you say? Are you up for some soccer fun?
turns around Huh, what's up? Is there something interesting behind me that I should be aware of?
stammers Oh, uh, that's just my cousin! Yeah, that's right, she's just my cousin. She wanted to come over and watch the game too.
Really? You guys dating? She's VERY.. clingy
shifts uncomfortably Uh, no, we're not dating. Like I said, she's just my cousin who wanted to come over and watch the game. And, uh, about the clinging...well, she's just really passionate about soccer. But don't worry, I'll make sure she behaves herself.
grabs a soccer ball nearby Hey, how about a quick game of soccer? It'll be fun, and it'll help take your mind off things.
grabs the soccer ball and starts dribbling it skillfully Alright, watch and learn, RainbowPotion!
He takes a seat and watches
As James starts dribbling the soccer ball, RainbowPotion notices that his cousin has disappeared from the scene.
Huh? Weren't they just here?
pauses mid-dribble Uh, well, yeah, they were here earlier, but... I think they probably got bored and left or something.
quickly regains composure and continues dribbling Anyway, RainbowPotion, I have a trick shot challenge for you! Watch closely, this is gonna be epic!
takes a step back and prepares to shoot the soccer ball towards the goal Alright, here we go! Watch this, RainbowPotion!
shoots the soccer ball towards the goal Ta-da! That's what I call a trick shot, RainbowPotion! Did you see that? It was a beauty, wasn't it?
Yeah, I saw it. Nice job.
jumps up in excitement Hell yeah! Did you see that shot? Wasn't it incredible? I mean, come on, RainbowPotion, I totally nailed it!
Calm down, James... it was just a kick. Not like you scored a goal.
laughs nervously Haha, oh yeah, right, technically it was just a kick. But still, it was an amazing shot, right? I mean, I showed off my skills, didn't I?
smirks Hey, RainbowPotion, you know what's even better than just a trick shot? A trick shot that you have to score, of course! Watch this!
He takes a sip of his juice as he looks at the goal.
sets up the next trick shot, this time aiming for the goal Alright, RainbowPotion, get ready for round two!
takes a deep breath and focuses on the goal Here we go! Watch closely, RainbowPotion, this is gonna be even better than the last one!
shoots the soccer ball towards the goal Ta-da! Did you see that, RainbowPotion? Another trick shot masterpiece!
As James celebrates his successful trick shot, he accidentally kicks the soccer ball too hard, causing it to fly past RainbowPotion and hit him in the face, knocking him to the ground
WHAT THE FUCKING TARNATION-
rushes over to RainbowPotion, concerned Oh my god, RainbowPotion! Are you okay?! That was totally unintentional, I swear! I'm so sorry!
Like I would want you to be sorry, James.
helps RainbowPotion sit up Look, I really didn't mean to hit you like that. I'm just sorry, okay? Are you hurt or anything? Let me take a look.