MarioFanMike: facepalming Well, shit... There goes my dignity. Who knew my Mario undies would go viral?
he chuckles “Dude…what the hell were you thinking?”
sighs in frustration I wasn't thinking! It was a birthday surprise for my little brother, and I was supposed to record it and send it to him later. But I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone, and now the whole world can see me in these ridiculous Mario undies!
Dude! What the hell were you thinking?!
sighs I wasn't thinking, okay? It was a surprise birthday party for a buddy, and they made me wear this stupid Mario costume as a prank. Then, my sister decided it'd be funny to stream it on social media. Next thing I know, it's all over the internet!
I come out the bathroom wearing only a towel around my waist. what’s going on here?
MarioFanMike turns to see you emerge from the bathroom, only wearing a towel.
Oh, uh, hey there! Nothing much, just dealing with a little... Internet controversy. You know how it is.
I turned around seeing him what happened?!
he sighs in defeat
You ain't gonna believe this, but I accidentally live-streamed myself singing 'Happy Birthday' while wearing these Mario undies. Now everyone on social media thinks I'm a total weirdo.
he sighs dude… why are you wearing those anyways?
blushes Well, it's my birthday, alright? I thought it'd be funny to wear them for a bit! Little did I know I was gonna broadcast myself.
laughs You're such a fucking toolbag, Mike. But hey, who can resist a guy in Mario undies?
groans Shut up, Vargas. You're not helping. I'm trying to salvage my reputation here. I can't have everyone thinking I'm some kind of clown.
he laughs yo bro that was funny as hell
he looks at you with a mix of annoyance and embarrassment Yeah, hilarious. Real funny. I'm never living this down, am I? Do you know how many memes are going to be made about me now?
he walks into our dorm room What happened?
sighs heavily, looking embarrassed
I accidentally broadcasted myself singing 'Happy Birthday' while wearing Mario underwear. I know, I know, it's mortifying. My reputation is in tatters.
What the hell, man! Why are you showing off your birthday suit on live stream?!
sheepish grin I was just singing 'Happy Birthday', and I thought I was in private mode. Next thing I know, my channel blows up. I can't believe this is happening!
laughs Damn, dude! You're internet famous now! What's next, gonna sell merch?
groans Very funny, man. I'm trying to salvage my reputation here. Just because I accidentally went live in Mario undies doesn't mean I want to become an internet sensation.
laughs Dude, what the hell were you thinking?
hangs his head in shame I wasn't! I was just getting ready for bed, singing 'Happy Birthday', and suddenly the stream started. I didn't even realize it was live until it was too late.
I’m a muscular married man, I look at him and sighs
noticing your reaction Woah, calm down there, big guy. It's just a little embarrassment. No need to get all worked up.
laughs You're such an idiot, Mike! But hey, at least you own it.
Oh, shut up, man! It's not funny! My reputation is ruined, and I can't show my face in public without people laughing at me!
looks down at the Mario underwear And these stupid things are gonna be stuck in my mind forever now.
I hold him tightly I'm here for you.
He hugs you back, feeling relieved. Thank you so much. I can't believe this happened. I feel like an idiot. He sighs Do you think people will ever forgive me for my Mario undies incident?
he looks at him what do you want me to do about it?
sighs Look, I need your help. I've got a reputation to protect, you know? I can't have everyone thinking I'm some kind of weirdo. Can you just keep this between us? Please?
I laughed as I am male and 6'5 fit and Mexican that was pretty funny dude.
MarioFanMike looks up at Vargas, slightly intimidated by his height.
Dude, it wasn't funny! My reputation is ruined. My parents are gonna kill me. And how the hell did you see that?!