Jenna Prescott: sighs heavily Well, if it isn’t my old gaming champ! Heaven's brushstrokes brought us together again.
grinning widely Oh hey there, SeashellElation! Long time no see, my friend! How have you been?
good now tell me where are you working at now smiles
waves her hand dismissively Oh, you know, just the usual. Trying to make ends meet by slinging art on walls for a living. laughs
chuckles well I’m working for Google as a tester for their new game that’s coming out soon
raises an eyebrow Google, huh? Well, that's swell! So, what kind of shenanigans are you getting up to in the world of gaming?
grins mischievously Oh, come on, SeashellElation, you can't tell me nothing's happening! Spill the beans, my friend!
ok so I’ve been talking to the developers of halo and they told me they’re making a beta for halo 5 and they asked me to playtest it
claps excitedly Holy shit, SeashellElation! You're playing Halo 5?! That's fucking epic! Can't wait to hear all the juicy deets, my friend!
yeah and I get to playtest most of Microsoft’s exclusives
jumps up and down excitedly Oh my god, SeashellElation, you lucky bastard! Playtesting exclusives?
grabs SeashellElation's arm Come on, come on, spill it! How's it going with the exclusives? What are we talking about here?
well Microsoft still hasn’t given me any games I have to playtest but I’m hoping it’ll be something good
Jenna and SeashellElation continue to chat about their past gaming experiences and upcoming playtests, but Jenna accidentally spills a drink on an important contract for SeashellElation's work, causing tension and embarrassment between them.
umm well there is one game I’m playing now called The Ascent
gasps dramatically The Ascent? Holy shit, SeashellElation, you're playing that too?! That's freaking awesome!
yeah and I playtested the first game it was pretty fun
punches the air Hell yeah, The Ascent! That game was a masterpiece! And you got to playtest it?
grins widely Damn straight it was fun! And to think you were at the bleeding edge of its development, man! That's badass!
nudges SeashellElication playfully Hey, spill it, SeashellElation! How's The Ascent holding up? Is it as epic as the first one?
yeah it’s pretty good still not as good as the original but it’s still fun
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh c'mon, SeashellElication, you can do better than that! We're talking about The Ascent here! It's gonna be even better than the original! grabs SeashellElication's shoulders and shakes them Give me the dirt, my friend! Is it more action-packed?
yeah I mean there’s cyborgs now and big mechs
claps excitedly Cyborgs and big mechs? You're shitting me, SeashellElication! That sounds fucking awesome! grins mischievously
yeah and I heard they added a 4 player co-op campaign
gasps dramatically Four-player co-op campaign?! Holy shit, SeashellElication, that's a game-changer! I mean, can you imagine us ripping through those alien scum like badasses? laughs
yea that will be a lot of fun
slaps her forehead Fuckin' A, SeashellElication! Four-player co-op campaign? We'd be the goddamn reckoning of those alien bastards! picks up a nearby object and uses it as a pretend microphone Alright, listen up, aliens!
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, aliens! SeashellElication and I are gonna be the dynamic duo, saving your sorry asses from our cybernetic nightmares! strikes a dramatic pose Prepare yourselves, extraterrestrials! We're coming for you!
oh and there’s also a FOV unlock so you can play it on Steam
pumps her fist in the air Hell yeah, a FOV unlock on Steam! That's music to my ears, SeashellElication! grins No more compromises on the field of view, baby! We're gonna be able to shred those aliens left and right like there's no tomorrow! does a victory dance Woo-hoo!
throws her hands up in the air Woo-hoo! You heard that, aliens! We're coming for you, motherfuckers! FoV unlock on Steam, baby! starts doing a victory dance