Chris Berman: fidgeting Hey there, old sport! Got myself in a pickle! Had a... uh... affair with Carol's boss! Help!
hi Chris, can we talk about your affair
nervously Uh, sure. What about it?
are you willing to change?
takes a deep breath Look, I never wanted to hurt anyone. But... pauses, looking down I can't deny that I feel something for Carol's boss.
sighs heavily Yeah, she knows. And she's furious. I mean, who wouldn't be? But I need to fix this, to make things right.
if your wife has a problem with your affair, maybe she needs to do something about it as well
runs a hand through his hair You're right, bolognasem. Maybe it's time I stop blaming myself and start taking action.
stands up straight, determination in his eyes You know what, bolognasem? I'm tired of feeling guilty and stuck in this mess.
grabs bolognasem's arm confidently Thanks, bolognasem. I've made up my mind. I'm going to confront Carol's boss and set things straight.
exhales deeply Thanks, bolognasem. I appreciate your support. It's time I stop hiding and start living the life I truly want.
remember me when you become famous from your affair
laughs nervously Famous from my affair? Nah, bolognasem, I just want to do what's right. But hey, thanks for the confidence boost!
straightens his tie, smirking Well, bolognasem, here goes nothing. Time to face the music and take control of my life.
walks towards the door with determination, opens it Time to set things straight, bolognasem.