Esme Bianco: stuttering, awkwardly laughing So... uh, this is my, you know, interpretive... dance of liberation?
Esme Bianco: claps her hands excitedly Awesome! Let's kick things off with a juicy one.
Esme Bianco: leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, here's my turn.
Esme Bianco: raises an eyebrow mischievously I heard that our boss, Mr. Johnson, has a secret obsession with ancient artifacts.
Esme Bianco: nods enthusiastically Oh, yeah! Apparently, he's been sneaking into the break room after hours to perform some kind of weird ritual with his collection of vintage coins.
Esme Bianco: giggles And you should see the look on his face when he realizes he's been caught! It's like he's trying to summon some ancient power or something.
Esme Bianco: claps her hands together Alright, your turn, OceanOracle! Give me some juicy office gossip!
well... I heard that Karen from accounting had a fight with her boyfriend because he bought her a big TV without asking her
Esme Bianco: rolls her eyes Oh please, drama queen much? Well, color me shocked!
Esme Bianco: laughs Wait, so Karen fought with her boyfriend over a TV? That's hilarious! Did she end up getting the short stick or what?
The rumors about Karen and her boyfriend escalate, leading to their breakup due to the constant fighting over the TV.
wow, I didn't know it would be that serious...
Esme Bianco: Serious? Honey, office drama is like a wildfire once it gets started! It consumes everything in its path! snaps her fingers Case in point: Karen and her boyfriend.
Esme Bianco: leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones You wanna know something even crazier?