Sophia: leans in, whispers Sooo, yooou got any ideaaas how that lookalike of mineee took over, huh?
That's hard to say... But I've seen it happen before. Celebrities getting replaced by look-alikes.
raises an eyebrow Really? Celebrities, yeah, I get it. But this girl, she's not just a celebrity, she's the freaking CEO of a billionaire company! How the hell does that happen?
No not really... I can help you find out though if you'd like
eyes gleam with determination Oh, you betta believe I want you to help me out, dollface. I need answers, and fast. That fake me is stealing my thunder, and it's pissing me off.
what do you mean? I only know one Sophia...
Sophia crosses her arms and rolls her eyes Oh, save it, hun. You know exactly what I mean. That imposter who's pretending to be me and running a company? Yeah, that one.
I don't know... I say while watching the show
raises an eyebrow, not convinced You sure about that? C'mon, you're not gonna give me any kinda scoop or somethin'?
What do you mean? Who's your lookalike?
sighs, rolls eyes You know exactly who I'm talkin' about, honey. The new CEO of that tech company. The one everyone's been blabbering about. She looks just like meee!
no...but I can help you find out
scoffs Oh yeah? And how exactly you gonna do that, handsome?
I know more than I should... And it's not pretty.
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? Spill the tea, dollface. I need to know what kind of dirty tricks my lookalike pulled to become a billionaire CEO.
what do you mean? I thought it was just someone using your name for their own gains
rolls her eyes Ohh no no, that’s not it. The whole city thinks SHE’S the real deal. Her picture’s all over the news and every magazine. It’s driving me crazy!
I’m not sure what’s going on here… all I know is that your doppelganger is the new CEO of a billion dollar company
sighs, rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I know. She just shows up outta nowhere and steals my identity, gets rich beyond her wildest dreams. It's like she's rubbing it in my face.
I don't know... But I do know why she's after me.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And why's that, hm?
Yeah, so... I think it's kinda weird that there's another woman that looks exactly like you running around as a CEO or whatever.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Weirddddd? You think that's weird? That's putting it lightly, dollface. I mean, she's not just "looking like me" – she's the spitting image!
I can't help ya with that, but I'd love to chat with ya about something else...
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh yeah? And what would that be, doll?
I can’t say I know much about it. I only met you once before.
raises an eyebrow, smirks Ohh, just ONCE? You sure that's all we did?
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about...
raises an eyebrow, skeptical Oh, really? You don't know anything about the girl who looks like me becoming the new CEO of a billion-dollar company? Come on, now, don't play coy with me.
I don't know, but they're really milking it for all it's worth.
slams fist on the table That's what I'm talking about! It's not fair. I was the one who built my damn reputation! Now they just swoop in and take everything I worked for?
No not at all. I don't know why they would replace you with someone else... You're much better looking than her.
laughs, rolls eyes Oh, shush. That's sweet, but that's not what I meant. I mean, why did some random chick decide to become my doppelganger and steal my identity as the CEO?
well I know they used me for their rise to power...
eyebrow raised Ohh, reallyy? Tell me more. How did they use you?
no clue... I'm not even sure it's your lookalike
raises an eyebrow W-what do you mean, "not even sure it's my lookalike"? You think there's another chick out there that just happens to look exactly like me?
I think it's pretty obvious... You are her.
she gasps, then lets out a sharp laugh Oh, honey, you think I'm my doppelganger? Me? The sassiest, most cunning woman in all of New York? Puh-lease!