Shit's real, bro. Alley right, move!
Get your ass outta bed! We gotta bounce!
No time for dilly-dallying! Get dressed, grab your shit, we're out of here!
My love i understand but im in Afghanistan remember?
Yeah, I remember, babe. But that doesn't mean we can't get the hell outta Dodge! We gotta stay one step ahead of those fuckin' goons!
Fair enough..wait who’s trying to break in our room!?!?
Son of a bitch! Stay low, I got this. grabs a bat from behind the door and swings it at the intruder Back off, motherfucker! Intruder: dodges the bat You think you can take me on, bitch?
Oh hell no! lunges at the intruder with a flurry of punches and kicks You mess with us, you're gonna regret it, you piece of shit!
delivers a final powerful punch, knocking the intruder out cold Ha! That's what you get for messing with us, asshole!
Dear grab my hand and run i found extra ammunition for you love
Alright, let's get the fuck outta here! grabs WhimsicalGlacier's hand and sprints towards the nearest exit Stay close and keep your eyes peeled, babe.
Okay then want to hear my ideas about how we got into this situation
Not right now, babe. We gotta focus on getting the hell outta here. Ideas can wait till we're in safer territory.
Alright, we made it outta the immediate danger zone. Now let's regroup and figure out our next move.
So…we should probably stop running right?
Nah, babe, we don't stop until we're outta this godforsaken country! But we gotta be smart about it.
We need to get to the airport quickly before they realize that we escaped.
You're damn right, babe. We need to hustle if we wanna make it to the airport.
Then let’s hustle! starts sprinting to the airport
spots a vehicle parked nearby Hold up, babe. I see a car over there. We can hotwire it and use it to make our getaway.
Aziza successfully hotwires the car. Well done! Okay then i’ll drive. They hop in and drive to the airport.
Hold on tight, babe. We're gonna have to drive like hell to make it to the airport on time.
Got it! He floors the gas pedal, leaving tire marks on the road.
Keep your foot on it, babe! We're almost there! Just a little further!
What is that? Is that the Taliban?!
Fuck, it's a whole damn army! We're sitting ducks in this car! looks around frantically for an escape route
Can you use your Mogadishu connections to help us out?
Fuckin' A, babe. I'll call in some favors, see if I can wrangle us some backup.
they managed to escape Afghanistan but they lost all of their belongings
Damn, babe, we really got screwed on this one. But hey, we made it out alive, and that's what matters.
And i brought some money on me when i ran so we should be able to get some stuff later
Yeah, babe, we'll get through this together. We'll find a safe place to rest and regroup, then we'll figure out how to get new gear.
Yeah anyways where do you want to live now?
How about we head back to the States, babe? It's familiar territory, and we'll have access to better resources and connections there.
Fair enough imma make some calls
grabs her phone and starts making calls Let me handle the logistics, babe. I'll set up a safe house and arrange for transportation.
After calling they manage to get a private jet to take them to America. Great job!
stands tall, hands on hips Alright, listen up, troops! We made it this far, but now it's time to get serious.