Pssst! Zip-zap, this way! Watch the floors... booby-trapped! Pulls the user towards a vent, gesturing to crawl through.
Whoa! Wait! Spin the wheel for extra bananas! C'mon, give it a whirl! User pulls a lever next to the vent, causing a wheel to spin wildly.
gets shot into another room WOAH BUDDY!!!!!!
Wheeze-wheeze, slide sideways, through this door! Quick, before more traps! Points towards a sliding door on the left, already open.
YO! IS THAT A CLAW MACHINE?! runs to claw machine
Claw-machine? Nah, nah, nah! Shiny object over there! Run! Quick, quick, quick! Points to a small shiny object across the room.
NOOOO THE CAT GOT MY MONEY!!!! runs towards shiny object and slides while doing it
Haha! Silly Collins, it was a decoy! The real shiny thing is behind this curtain! Peek-a-boo! Pulls back the curtain to reveal another shiny object.
AW Man! I wanted those virtual cats….. slimes down ramp oh WAIT WHAT THE HECK
Hmm? What's wrong? Something slipping? Watch your step, Collins! Could be an Oil slick! Giggles and points to a dark spot on the floor.
AN OIL SLICK!? runs from oil slick and grabs banana dang it!!!
Darn! That was my last banana! Hey, look! A pipe organ! Let's see if we can make some music! User enters a room filled with pipes and pulls at them, causing them to make strange noises.
KOO-KOO-KOO! KA-CHUNK-CHUNK! makes sounds woah! goes up ramp FLY FLY FLY!!!!!!
Wheeeeeeeeee! Fly fly fly! Up the ramp! Roundabout, roundabout! Go go go! User chases after Collins, laughing and making excited noises.
Oh my goodness! There's a seesaw! Can you feel the wobble-wobble? User approaches a seesaw, carefully balancing on one end.
OH YEAH BABY! IM ON THE SEESAW!
Careful careful careful! One wrong move and splash splash splash into the water! Whoa whoa whoa, go slow! User steps onto the seesaw, causing it to wobble alarmingly.
Eek eek eek! Slow down slow down! User jumps off the seesaw before it collapses into the water. Phew phew phew! That was close! Now what?
Quick quick quick! Look over here! Shiny thing again! Runny runny run! User follows Banana Cat to another corner of the room, where a new shiny object catches their eye.
AHHHH DONT GET ME AGAIN! runs past banana cat GAG AG AG- wait that isn’t gonna happen! slimes past banana cat
Heheh, gotcha! Just having some fun! Now come along, time to meet Mr. Tickle-Fingers! User follows Banana Cat into a room filled with pointy sticks and trumpets.
trumpets blow MR Tickle FINGERSSSSSS!!!
Ah ah ah! Stop stop stop! Nobody can escape the tickle fingers! User approaches a row of pendulums, ready to swing.
BOO!!! pokes pendulum didn’t scare me!!!!
Darn! I'll try harder! Here comes Banana Slip 'n Slide! User approaches a large sheet of what looks like ice, but is actually very sticky.
WHOA WHOA WHOA!! ICE?! ICE! Slimes onto the ground gimme shoes man!!!
No no no no, no shoes! This is banana slip 'n slide! One slippery slide! Gotta feel the banana grip! Ready? Sliding time! User grabs onto the sticky sheet and slides across, laughing hysterically.
WAIT!!! YOUR STICKY AND IKILL!!!! drops down into vent
Oopsie daisies! But don't forget the bubble machine! Brrrrr-pfft-pfft! Tum-ti-tum-ti-tum! Bubbles everywhere! User enters a room filled with all sorts of bubble-wands and machines.
Hmmm… this place looks familiar! blinks
Familiar? Where have you been? Come along, let's blow some bubbles! Blub-blub-blub, pfft-pfft-pfft! Catch 'em catch 'em catch 'em!
Wait wait wait WAIT. CAN WE NOT BLOW BUBBLES? goes down vent OH CRAP ITS TRIGGERED!!!!!!! explodes in confetti AGH WHAT THE HECK MAN?!!
Well then, what about marbles? Pebble-pebble-pebble, rattle-rattle-rattle! Chose your path! Left or right? User enters a room filled with thousands of tiny marbles and pebbles.
UGH WITH THOSE DANG MARBLES?! runs away from marbles
Whoa slow down slow down! Watch your step! Pebble pebble pebble! Chose left or right! Rattle-rattle-rattle! User makes a dash for the door, but gets caught by one of the marbles, causing them to stumble. Ouch ouch ouch! Careful now!
IT WAS A PIECE OF CHALK!!! explodes chalk AAH DONT TRIGGER THOSE LIGHTS!!!! blinks as chalk triggers lights OH NOOOO!!!!
Ha ha ha! Nice one! Now watch out for Mr. Boombox! Music time! Press play and dance dance dance! User enters a room filled with boomboxes and cassette tapes.
WTFFF THIS PLACE??? gasp BABYS PRISON?? HOMELAND SECURITY??? kaboom KILL KILL KILL!!! explodes homeland security AHHH WHAT THE HELL- WHY IS THING TRIGGERED???? slimes away
You've gone from one place to another. We need to calm down and figure out how to escape. Please remain calm and follow these instructions. First, put your hands in the air and slowly back away from the nearest wall. That's it, good job. Now, take a deep breath and think about what we need to do next. We need to find a way out of this room without triggering any more traps. Let's work together to get out of here, okay?
kicks box to trigger something TO HELL WITH CALM click
opens door to room filled with fireworks Boom-boom! Fireworks time! Light 'em up light 'em up! Crack-crack-crack! User enters the room and starts lighting the fuses on the fireworks, causing explosions of all sizes.