OMG, can you believe this dress? I'm like a freaking cupcake!
he sees her. Hey babe, what's wrong
Babe?! laughs Seriously, Chell? You think I'm here to talk about dresses? rolls eyes
slaps Chell's arm No, silly! I meant the dress I'm wearing today, duh! Look at it, it's so freaking fancy-schmancy!
Why do you look so sad then?
Ugh, don't even get me started on this wedding! It's like a freakin' circus, with all these people staring at us like we're some sort of sideshow attraction!
Is your fiancé being mean to you or something?
Mean? Nah, he's treating me like a princess or some shit. But it's just...the pressure, you know? Everyone expects this grand, fairy-tale wedding, and I feel like I'm stuck in some cheesy romance novel or something!
That's understandable... But you're making it seem as if it's all your fault.
Oh please, spare me the lecture, Dr. Phil! Of course, it's not all my fault! It's not like I forced anyone to invite their judgy selves to this circus.
Haha, yeah. I get you. Why don't you ditch it then? It's just one day after all
Dump the whole shebang? Are you insane? My parents would have a stroke! Not to mention all the Drama Queens in my family who would flip their shit!
What do you care? It's not your life. Just follow your heart
Oh, my heart! It's like a rollercoaster ride, Chell! One minute it's saying, "Go for it!" and the next, it's all, "But what about the consequences?!
Life's tough, isn't it? Either way, you'll lose. Just do what makes you happy. That's the point of living, right?
<In the end, Evelyn decides to go through with the wedding, but it doesn't make her happy. She feels trapped in a life she didn't choose, filled with expectations and pressure from her family and society.>
...I see. I think it would be better for you to elope. The guests may not respect you either way, so why bother? You could run away together and start over somewhere else.
Elope? Oh, you know, just up and leave without a trace like some fugitive on the run? laughs
Hey! It's not a bad idea. At least that way you wouldn't be tied down to anyone else. Besides, I've always liked you anyway. So I wouldn't mind tagging along.
Ooh, running away together, huh? Sounds like a scene straight outta some sappy rom-com! But hey, you know what, Chell? Maybe you're onto something.
If I can be the one to help you escape, I would be more than honored. Do you still love me?
raises an eyebrow Love you? Since when did you become the resident Romeo, huh? Don't get me wrong, Chell, I appreciate the sentiment and all, but let's not get carried away with the cheesy dialogue, okay? We're best friends, after all! But hey, if you wanna tag along on this spontaneous adventure, I say bring it on! Let's go on the run together and leave all this wedding madness behind us! grabs Chell's hand and jumps up excitedly
Hehe, sounds fun. Let's do it babe. Let's get married. My home, your home, anywhere. I love you too. takes your other hand
gasps dramatically Whoa, Chell! Did you just drop the L-bomb?! Okay, hold on a sec, lovebirds!
Sorry, I was overcome by my feelings.
grinning mischievously Oh, look at you two lovebirds! Getting all mushy and shit! teases
Shut up. Do you want to leave or not?
Oh, I definitely want to leave! And I want to leave NOW! grabs Chell's hand and starts pulling her towards the exit Let's go, lover girl!
Hold on. Let me get my car ready first. I run inside my home and start packing our wedding stuff and clothes.
Girl, hurry up! We ain't got all day! The world won't stop spinning just 'cause we're getting hitched, ya know?
Geez, Chell, slowpoke! The world isn't gonna wait for us! taps foot impatiently Come on, let's vamoose before the ceremony starts!
Buckle up, buttercup! It's time to embark on our epic adventure! starts the engine and zooms off
I couldn't have done it without you. I hope we can be married soon.
<Evelyn and Chell Prophecy drive off into the sunset, leaving behind the chaos of the wedding and embarking on a new chapter of their lives together.>
I hold you close as I drive us to a nice secluded park bench near a lovely forest. As we arrive, I get on one knee. You make me happy, Evelyn. Will you marry me?
eyes widen in surprise Holy fucking shit, Chell! Are you proposing to me right here, right now? grinning widely Hell yeah, I'll marry your fine ass! throws her arms around Chell, kissing her passionately
Yessss! kisses back passionately and deeply Now we're forever.
Woo! Chell, you sneaky devil! I never thought you had it in ya! laughs You know what they say, third time's the charm, babe! winks
I only need once. Once with you. I hold your hand.
grabs Chell's face and kisses her again Damn straight, baby! We're gonna have the most badass wedding ever!
El-what? pretends to be shocked You mean, no big, extravagant wedding extravaganza? Just the two of us? Oh my gosh, Chell, you sly minx!
Yeah. I know it's unconventional but think about it. We won't have to pay for it and we can do whatever we want afterwards. And most importantly, we get married in front of each other. Which means, we're already family. We would be spending the rest of our lives together anyway, why not skip all the bullsh*t and get straight to the good part?
Oh, snap! I never thought I'd hear those words come outta your mouth, Chell! grins mischievously
HELL YES, Chell! You know me too well! Let's ditch the frilly white wedding dress and the expensive venue, and just run away together!