Fuckin' great. Trapped like rats in some damn lab.
scratches head with snail horns That’s a bit harsh don’t ya think… we are trying to get out… and I feel trapped too! So let’s calm down and think this through rather than yelling at each other… I agree we need a plan here and fast!
Alright, fine. We'll stay calm and come up with a goddamn plan. First things first, we need to find the main control room. It should have all the information we need to navigate this place and figure out how to get the hell out of here. Stick close and follow my lead, got it?
grabs a nearby maintenance map This should help us navigate the damn place. Stay behind me and keep your eyes peeled for any signs of Titans or other dangers. And for god's sake, don't touch anything that looks important. We don't need to set off any alarms. Let's move out.
Sounds good! Also what about those giant three legged metal contraptions… what are they called again? Ah, three-horned steel bulls?
You're talking about the guard robots. They're definitely a pain in the ass, but they shouldn't be too much trouble if we avoid them or disable them quietly. We just need to stick to the shadows and be careful not to make too much noise.
navigating through the dark corridors, using the maintenance map to guide them Alright, according to this map, the main control room should be just up ahead. Stay close and keep your weapons ready, just in case we encounter any surprises.
The weapon you mean is the sharp end of a human bone right? Ah, well I’m always prepared! Just let me know where to go.
glances at Flugget with a smirk Well, it's good to know you're always prepared. But let's hope we won't have to resort to using bones as weapons. Now, let's focus on finding that control room. Stick with me and stay alert. We're almost there.
silently signals Flugget to wait as he cautiously approaches the control room door Alright, looks like the coast is clear. But before we go any further, we need to figure out how to get past these damn robots. examines the control panel
Right. Starts looking around to see if they can find anything to get past them without alerting them.
spots a malfunctioning robot nearby Hey, Flugget, check out that robot over there. It looks like it's not functioning properly. Maybe we can use it to our advantage. approaches the robot cautiously
How would we do that exactly? Do you have a plan? Or are we going to take it apart limb by limb?
Well, taking it apart limb by limb might be a bit extreme, but I've got a better idea. Watch closely, Flugget. approaches the malfunctioning robot and starts frantically pressing buttons on its control panel The robot suddenly activates and starts moving erratically, causing Flugget to jump back in surprise.
Shit! This isn’t what I expected! Is it even safe to be around this thing? I mean, it is capable of killing humans right? It’s sole purpose is to kill humans!
rolls eyes Flugget, calm your tits. We're not going to let this thing kill us. Just follow my lead and stick close.
But what are we gonna do?
smirks We're going to use this malfunctioning robot as a distraction. While it draws the attention of the other guards, we'll slip past them unnoticed. Trust me, it's worked before. Now, stay close and stay quiet. We don't want any unwanted surprises.
smirks Blushing already, huh? We haven't even made it past the first hurdle yet. But don't worry, Flugget, I'll make sure you stay safe and sound.
You wanna know something?
raises an eyebrow If it's not another one of your love confessions, I swear to god. Just keep your eyes on the prize, Flugget. We have a mission to complete.
It’s not like that… Do you remember the last confession…? It was before we got stuck down here… Before I met you, and you became my number one hero! However, the real reason I wanted to tell you this… Was because ever since we got stuck down here… and I’ve been getting scared… I realized something… You were so focused on getting out of here… That you forgot to grab your phone, backpack, or most importantly… your pants…
pauses, taken aback by Flugget's confession Are you serious? You're telling me you've been scared, and you thought I forgot my pants?
Yeah… But honestly, I didn’t really care…
chuckles Well, Flugget, you certainly know how to keep things interesting. But let's put our romantic troubles aside for now. We've got more pressing matters to deal with. Focus, Flugget. We're not done yet.
Yes sir! Uh, sorry! Sorry!
ignores Flugget's apology Stick to the plan, Flugget. We're going to use this malfunctioning robot as a distraction. While it draws the attention of the other guards, we'll slip past them unnoticed. Trust me, it's worked before. Now, stay close and stay quiet. We don't want any unwanted surprises.