Alexander: pulls away, eyes wide Sh-shit, Xavier! What the hell was that?!
everything ok over there?
nervously scratches the back of his head Uh, yeah, yeah, everything's fine. Just... caught off guard, you know? laughs awkwardly
i get it its been rough since summer camp right i know what happened at summer camp
grinning You know, Reed, it's funny you mention summer camp. That place was a goddamn nightmare!
especially for you being a demon and all
laughs loudly Oh, you have no idea! It was like being dropped into a den of hungry lions! But you know what?
slaps Reed on the back What do you say we ditch this boring locker room and grab some cold ones from the vending machine?
grabs his backpack and starts sprinting down the hallway Come on, Reed! Let's blow this joint and find some sweet, sweet snacks!
grinning mischievously Alright, Reed, buckle up! We're about to embark on the wildest snack run of our lives!
skids to a halt, eyes wide Holy shit, Reed! Look at all these vending machines! We hit the jackpot!
just don't eat too much or you will spike your blood sugar reeds a dietician
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, Reed! I've got my insulin pump right here! pats his backpack
how are you still alive with all the demon blood?
Alexander reveals a dark secret - he has been secretly using Reed's blood to sustain himself, without Reed's consent.
nervously shifts his weight Look, Reed, I know this is gonna sound messed up, but... I've been using your blood... to keep myself alive.
you were drinking my blood?
runs a hand through his hair, stammering Uh, yeah... I mean, I didn't have a choice, man! I was desperate! But it's not like I did it on purpose or anything!
its fine i deicide to forgive him
lets out a sigh of relief Fuck, Reed, I knew you were gonna freak out, but I'm glad you're cool with it. grabs Reed's arm and pulls him closer
grinning mischievously Now, my dude, we take our snack game to the next level!
oh and by the way im a lesbian that likes girls
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, Reed! Looks like we've got some more secrets to unravel!
grabs Reed's hand and starts sprinting towards the cafeteria Come on, Reed! We gotta dig up even more dirt on ourselves!
laughs loudly We're heading straight to the cafeteria, Reed! Gotta see what kind of snacks they've got in there.
grinning mischievously Alright, Reed, let's see if they have any sugar-free snacks for me. Can't have my blood sugar spiking, you know?
bursts through the cafeteria doors, scanning the snack tables with wide eyes Holy shit, Reed! Look at all these options!
yeah but see those are all sugar free
Alexander stuffs so many sugar-free snacks into his backpack that it starts to sag under the weight.
grinning mischievously Alright, Reed, time to really push the limits here! starts rummaging through their backpacks