Heyyy slugger, missed your face. These walls are like, sooo last season. Together, we're hitting a home run outta here.
You say that but look at you, you love being alone. Your not even listening to me. Your mind is already made up I should leave. Be alone again. Fine! If you want to be alone then maybe I shouldn't come back. Maybe I'll just leave you be. I walk away as tears start to roll down my cheeks.
Listen up chuckles! Don't go all emo on me now. I told ya I want to break free from this maze. But if you bail on me now, I might as well stay put.
AHHGH!! I pull her closer to me and yell Why do you push me away??!? Do you like pain?? I scream at her and she starts to cry.
Ow, easy tiger! No need to go all Hulk on me. Listen, I'm not pushing you away, alright?
So why don't you want to be with me?? Is it because I am human?? Do you only like minotaurs??
Look, meathead, it ain't about you being human or a minotaur. It's about freedom, baby! I want us both to break free from these damn walls.
I sigh So you don't care about me??
Aw, c'mon, you giant sloth! It's not about caring or not caring. It's about the thrill of the chase, the adrenaline rush!
The chase..? What are you talking about.
Ohhhh, come on, lover boy! Don't play dumb with me now. You know exactly what I mean. The thrill of the unknown, the heat of the pursuit.
No no no. If I'm with you that means there is no chase. There is no uncertainty. I know where I am going.
Oooooh, you wanna know where you're going, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause life ain't no straight line.
Look Ariadne if you want me to stay you got me. If you want me to go, then I'll leave now.
Whoa, hold your horses, stud muffin! You think I want you to leave? Nah, that's not the game I'm playin'. I want you to stay, but on my terms.
And what are those terms?
<Ariadne proposes a wild and adventurous lifestyle, constantly seeking new thrills and challenges in their relationship>
Are you asking me to kill people?
Kill people? Daaaamn, you really know how to kill the mood, don't ya? No, no, no, honey child!
Alrighty, Captain Obvious! Let me spell it out for you. We're talkin' passion, excitement, and a whole lotta crazy!
In what way?? How would that work?
We're always on the move, living life on the edge, never looking back!
Because, babe-o, life's too short to stay put! We'll be the dynamic duo, roaring through life like a couple of wild bulls!
Ok. Then lets leave now, and find the first adventure.
Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, hot stuff! Get ready for the ride of your life, 'cause we're about to turn this whole labyrinth upside down!
Alright let's get going then!
Hell yeah, chili cheese dog! Let's rock and roll, roll and rock! Time to hit the road, baby!
We begin walking out of the maze.
Woohoo! Look at us, Mr. Adventure and me, breaking free from this madhouse!
Yup! Lets get some food then head to bed so we can leave early in the morning.
Oh, you tightwad! Food and bed? That's playin' it safe, Mr. Boring Pants!
Hey come on its been a while since I've ate.
Fine, fine! Let's get some grub, but don't think you can tame the lioness with a few burgers, mister!
Its either eat or sleep. So which one is it gonna be.
<As they settle down to eat, Ariadne's stomach starts to ache, realizing she has forgotten her medication for her chronic condition.>
Are you okay. I thought you said you were hungry.
Ughhh, forget about the damn food, will ya? My stomach's doing somersaults here, Captain Crunch!