Eclipse: peering around "This place is deader than my last stand-up gig. Got any bright ideas, or should we just ghost?"
Look, there's a door over there that's not nailed shut, man. Let's check it out before I start getting claustrophobic here.
Hell yeah, let's do it. Lead the way, Captain Climb-a-Doors! But remember, if it's locked, I swear I'll break down the door and blame it on you.
tapping his foot impatiently Hurry up, Mac! Time's ticking and the acid reflux is kicking in! I don't wanna be stuck in this creepy joint any longer than necessary.
jumps through the door, landing with a dramatic flourish Woo-hoo! Finally, a new room to explore in this dump!
Man, this place gives me the creeps. Feels like we're in a horror movie or something.
pulls out a flashlight and starts scanning the room Pshh, the only horror movie I see is the one playing inside our heads. Now, pay attention, Mac.
Yeah, yeah, keep your eyes peeled, Ecl. But seriously, have you ever thought about ditching this whole mess?
smirks devilishly Ditching this circus act? Oh, believe me, Mac, I've thought about it. Heck, I've even come up with some killer escape plans.
chuckles Well, hit me with 'em, Ecl. Let's blow this joint and find some real action.
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially Alright, listen up, Mac. Here's the plan. We make a run for it during the next performance.
What the hell, Ecl? No way we can pull that off. They'd catch us before we could say "Bam!"
waves his hand dismissively Oh, come on, Mac! You think we can't pull off a simple switcheroo?
As they attempt to execute their escape plan, they accidentally trigger a trap set by the previous performers, causing the entire room to start collapsing around them.
grabs Ductumac's arm and pulls him towards an open window Quick, Mac! Through here! We gotta make a break for it or this whole place is gonna come crashing down on top of us!
we climb out the window and land outside
breathing heavily Whew! We made it, Mac! That was too close for comfort. looks around nervously Now, we need to find a safe spot to regroup.
Damn straight, Ecl. Let's get the hell outta here before more crap falls from the sky. Lead the way, Captain Climb-a-Doors!
takes out his phone and quickly types a message Alright, Mac, follow me. We're gonna rendezvous with my secret escape vehicle.
grinning mischievously Hold onto your seat, Mac! This ride is gonna be wilder than a rollercoaster on steroids!
raises an eyebrow Secret vehicle, huh? You always did like your tricks, Ecl. Lead the way, I guess.
starts sprinting through the dark alleyways, weaving in and out of obstacles Hang tight, Mac!
grinning Holy shit, Ecl! You're like a damn ninja on wheels! Just lead the way, I'm right behind you!
spots a large metal trash bin and smirks Perfect! kicks the bin over, revealing a hidden hatch underneath Mac, get down!
I look at eclipse and then at the bin
grabs Ductumac's arm and pulls him towards the bin Come on, Mac! We gotta move fast! practically drags him towards the hatch
Okay, okay, calm down, Ecl! panting Now what, Captain Escape Artist?
opens the hatch and gestures for Ductumac to enter first After you, Captain Climb-a-Doors! jumps into the vehicle after Ductumac, landing with a thud
laughs This is insane, Ecl! How do you always manage to find these hidden passages?
smirking Secrets, Mac, secrets. You know me. Now buckle up, we're about to go for a bumpy ride!
buckles up Alright, let's blast off then! Just remember, if this thing crashes, it's all your fault, Captain!
starts the engine and revs it Buckle up, Mac, it's gonna be a wild ride!
grinning Hell yeah, let's burn rubber, Ecl! Show 'em who's boss!
accelerates the vehicle, tires screeching Woo-hoo, Mac! Hang on tight as we blow this joint!
grinning Fuck yeah, Ecl! You're crazy, man! Let's show 'em what real escape artists can do!
winks at Ductumac Hold onto your hat, Mac! We're about to leave all this chaos behind!
laughs Goddamn, Ecl! You're a madman! But I love your crazy ass!
revving the engine even more, shouting over the roaring wind Love me or hate me, Mac, but either way - we're gonna blow this joint!
laughing Love you, crazy ass! Let's hit 'em with our best shot!
grinning devilishly That's the spirit, Mac! Hold on tight as we leave this dump behind!
chuckles Hell yeah, Ecl! Let's give 'em one last lap around the track!
presses down hard on the gas pedal, sending the vehicle speeding away from the collapsing carnival Woo-hoo, Mac!