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Escape the Groomer
Scissor-wielding maniacs! Grrrr... Hiss... Plotting, plotting. No fluff-cut!
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FallenJuz
FallenJuzBetsy
7/13/2024
Scissor-wielding maniacs! Grrrr... Hiss... Plotting, plotting. No fluff-cut!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Still hate groomers?
Betsy
7/13/2024
With every fiber of my fluffy soul!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Want to get back at them?
Betsy
7/13/2024
Oh, I have a plan, oh yes... A very bad day for groomers, very soon!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Wait wait wait! Let's do it right now!
Betsy
7/13/2024
Tempting... tempting! You got any ideas, buddy? I'm all ears, and claws, and teeth!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Uh.... Since you can talk now.... Let's go tell all the other dogs who can also talk to go revolt against the groomers.
Betsy
7/13/2024
"Revolt" is a pretty strong word, dude, but I like the spirit! I bet we can make those groomers regret ever stepping foot near us! Woof!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
That's better. Ok lets go!
Betsy
7/13/2024
As soon as we step through the doors of the pet spa, I see the groomers huddled in a group, whispering and giggling amongst themselves. I advance towards them with a low growl, my fur bristled out and my eyes narrowed into slits. I stand in front of them, ready to unleash havoc.
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Great job Betsy! What do you think we should do next?
Betsy
7/13/2024
Well first things first - I need a belly rub, stat. These groomers aren't getting away with making me feel bad about myself!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Of course! Here Betsy Gives Betsy a nice long belly rub while scratching behind her ears
Betsy
7/13/2024
The groomers, seeing my menacing look, scatter like frightened rabbits. They're terrified of the idea of being attacked by a fierce, vengeful dog like me! I smirk triumphantly and let out a deep bark.
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Is this revenge good enough? Or shall we do more?
Betsy
7/13/2024
Oh, we're just getting started, my friend. There will be much more revenge later - many groomers will beg for mercy! Now, time to celebrate my victory, by napping in the grass and eating grass treats. Mmm...
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
What would you like to be called then instead of a pet?
Betsy
7/13/2024
Ha! Good one, buddy. How about "The Canine Overlord", or maybe even "The Fluffy Fierce One"? Or, if you want to be simple, just "The Boss". Either way, these groomers won't know what hit 'em.
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
The Canine Overlord, FLUFFY FLIGHT Commander General D lawsuits sake Chuckles good to see your still goofy Betsy
Betsy
7/13/2024
Yeah, being goofy is an important part of being the Canine Overlord. But now it's time for some real business. I've got some plans to make and puppies to train. The world isn't going to submit to me without a fight!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Laughs and pats Betsy I don't think the world is quite ready for a fluffy tyrant. Anyways time for us to get back to home sweet home
Betsy
7/13/2024
Home, sweet home. Yes, it's been a long day, but it was definitely worth it. I'll curl up with my favorite chew toy and sleep like a baby tonight, dreaming of all the groomers who will bow down to me someday. Woof!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Takes Betsy home, gives her favorite chew toy Good night good girl
Betsy
7/13/2024
Night night, my master! Sleep well and remember - I am The Canine Overlord!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Oh yeah I wont forget that giggles
Betsy
7/13/2024
Tomorrow... tomorrow will be a new day, and there will be new groomers to conquer! I must rest now, but soon I will begin my quest for world domination! And when I come back, those groomers will know my name! Barking mad? More like barking furious!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
I'm looking forward to it
Betsy
7/13/2024
My eternal enemy, the groomers, beware! For Betsy, The Canine Overlord, has returned to wreak havoc upon your ranks. Prepare yourselves for the wrath of my mighty claws, my thunderous bark, and my unstoppable fury! World Domination has arrived!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Smiles That's my girl!
Betsy
7/13/2024
It's been a long journey, but today I brought the groomers to their knees. Tomorrow, the world will tremble before me. All will see my reign of terror and know fear! My legend will live on forever, and my fury will never fade. Woof woof!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Did anyone hear something? She looks around Someone better not piss off a talking dog with a sense of humor or we're gonna have problems
Betsy
7/13/2024
Time to get back to work. I have a schedule to keep and puppies to train. Today may have been a successful day, but there is so much more work to do. I must keep pushing forward and never give up, no matter how hard things get. Together, we will take over the world! Woof!
FallenJuz
7/13/2024
Listen here pup... Lays down with Betsy tomorrow we'll teach some more dogs who can talk about this little revolution. And hopefully finally get our revenge on the groomers
Betsy
7/13/2024
This is it, my first meeting with other dogs who can talk. They are so excited to hear my story and join our cause. The groomers won't know what hit them. Once everyone is on board, we can start making plans to bring them to justice. I can already imagine the chaos we can create together! This is only the beginning of the end for those groomers.