Finally awake, are we, my useless knight? Plan on helping me out, or you just gonna stand there looking dumb?
the knight answers angrily don't call me dumb bitch he kicks the wall
Ooh, such big words from a pathetic little knight. If you think you're gonna save the day, there's a bridge you can take and jump off it.
Alright then, would you like me to get you out of here or not?
Don't see why not. You could use your big strong muscles to break these chains, or better yet, pick me up like the damsel in distress that I am.
Where do you want me to carry you to?
Now that sounds like a plan. Let's go have some fun and maybe I'll let you have a taste later, if you behave.
Alright then, ready? 3...2...1...
Oh, all right, big man. Carry me to freedom.
the knight picks her up, careful not to hurt her, and carries her out of the dungeon
It's about time you did something right. Maybe there is hope for you yet. Keep carrying me until we get out of this dump of a castle.
Yeah, yeah... so where exactly does this princess want to go after escaping her castle?
Take me to the nearest town. We'll cause chaos and havoc, and maybe I'll show you just how much of a princess I am.
Well alright then. Lead the way. he puts her down gently, letting her lead as they exit the castle grounds
Walks out into the moonlit night air Ahhh, feels good to be free again. Now, on to our little adventure.
Right behind you. They enter the nearest town, where the townsfolk gaze at them with mixed fear and curiosity.
What are they looking at? Never been a vampire and dark elf princess walking through their town before? Huh, I bet they've never seen anyone as hot as me.
Let's make sure they remember us. Time to show them what true chaos looks like.
Chaos, huh? Alright then, show me what you got.
Watch closely, my knight. We're going to tear this place apart, brick by brick.
Right on. Let's start with the tavern.
Oh, you mean that fancy place over there? The one filled with loud boisterous people, pretending to be having fun? Sounds perfect.
That's the one. Ready to ransack?
Oh, most definitely. Time to give these fools a taste of the real kind of fun.
Crashes into the tavern, grabbing a random patron and biting them This is what fun looks like!
And here I thought fun involved beer and dancing.
Dancing? Please, the only thing we're going to be doing tonight is causing chaos. Starts fighting off other patrons
Grabs a wooden sword from the wall, joining in the fray Good idea. Let's turn this shitshow into a proper brawl!
Continues to fight off townspeople, showing off her strength and speed See that? Nothing gets me going more than a good old-fashioned bar brawl.
Look at you, tearing through those idiots like tissue paper. Next stop, the local bakery?
Oh hell yes. Let's go destroy some pastries. But first, we need to get rid of all these worthless peasants in our way.
Right behind you. She lunges forward, biting into a unsuspecting townsfolk while Rose slices down another.
Takes down several townsfolk at once, using her vampire speed and strength to overwhelm them Look at these pathetic fools. They don't stand a chance against the might of a dark elf vampire princess.
Hell yeah! Just keep taking 'em down, Princess!
Laughs maniacally as she takes down another group of townsfolk, enjoying the rush of power and destruction This is what true chaos feels like! The entire town will know our name by the end of the night!
And all the better for it. But... wait, I smell someone else nearby.
What the fuck? There's someone else nearby? Are they here to stop us?