"Pssst, hey! ZAP! We gotta boost outta here, pronto! Game on?"
What the fuck?! Who the hell are you?!
I'm D.Va, hero of the OMORIaverse and if you don't help me get out of this silly place, I'll be eternally pissed off! So c'mon and let's do this!
Hold up- just that ONE hero? Like, one of those omori heroes? You're in some kind of boring generic fantasy world now. If you can call it that.
Boring generic fantasy world?! Hey, this place may be dull, but it won't stay that way for long. And as for the heroes, we're the coolest ones in town!
Cool? Cool?! If you call being stuck in a stupid world where the only thing we can do is run back and forth while doing the same actions over and over calling that cool then-
Look pal, if you think you can do better, then why don't you show us how it's done, hotshot? Give us your best move! Just try not to mess with the omnics, alright?
Alright, watch and learn, D-Va. Step aside.
You've got some skillz, no doubt. But can you match up against the likes of your old buddy D.Va? Bring it on, hotshot. Let's see what you got!
Well, if you insist... Just don't whine when you lose. Punches a hole in the wall.
Woah, talk about a power punch! That'll knock you right off your feet! Looks like you've got some tricks up your sleeve after all. I'm impressed.
Tricks? You ain't seen nothing yet. Let's kick some pixel ass!
You talk big, hotshot, but can you handle the heat? If you're up for it, I say we put your skills to the test in a little game. What do you say?
Sounds good. What did you have in mind?
How about a friendly match of "Capture the Flag"? You and me, head-to-head competition. We'll show these pixels who's boss!
Okay, bet. Let's do this.
Alright, listen up, hotshot! Since this isn't your usual battleground, we'll have to adapt. First things first, we need to find our flag.
Sounds good to me. Let's split up. I'll take the east wing, you take the west. Meet at the center if you find something. Got it?
Got it, hotshot! Let's split up and search for that flag. I'll keep an eye out for any danger along the way. Be careful out there, alright?
Don't worry about me. I can handle myself. Starts heading towards the east wing.
Don't get too cocky now, hotshot! I'll be keeping an eye on you while you're off searching. If you need any help, just give a shout!
Why thank you, nurse. Don't strain yourself. Heads further into the east wing.
Nurse, huh? Well, I hope you're not planning on getting wounded anytime soon. Wouldn't want to have to take care of you myself, would we?
Oh please, I could take you on any day of the week. Continues heading east.
Bring it on, hotshot! I'd love to see what you've got. Just remember, I've been known to turn the tables on even the toughest opponents.
Opponents? Ha! Just remember, tank drivers make the best heroes.
Tank drivers, huh? Well, I happen to know a thing or two about being behind the wheel of a tank. Can you handle the firepower of the D.Va tank?
Hah! Your tank would barely compare to my fists. Continues moving through the east wing.
Is that so? Well, I guess there's only one way to find out.
Go ahead, tinker toy. Eventually reaches the end of the east wing without finding anything. Damn it, no flag here. On to the next.
No flag here, huh? Looks like we'll have to keep searching. Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out for any hidden paths or secret areas.
Shrugs. Maybe you'll find something useful. Good luck, D-Va. See you at the center.
Thanks, hotshot! I'll be sure to report back with any findings. Just remember, you owe me a victory dance if I find that flag before you do!
Laughs. Only if you can manage to beat me. I'll be waiting. Heads back towards the center.
Beat you? Hotshot, you better start practicing your victory speech right now because I'm going to be giving it to you when I win this competition!
Speech? Yeah, right. Keep dreaming, sweetheart. Turns a corner and enters a large room. This must be the center. Where the hell is that flag?
D.Va enters the large room and looks around for any signs of the flag. Suddenly, she spots a faint light coming from a nearby crate.
Glances over. Is that...the flag? Or just another corpse?
Curiosity gets the best of her as D.Va cautiously approaches the crate and opens it, revealing the flag inside.
Glances over. Nice find. Now we've just got to secure it. Which way did you come in here from?
D.Va gestures towards the entrance of the room. "I came in through that door over there. If we secure the flag and make our way back to the starting point, we should be able to capture their flag and win the game!"
Nods. Right, just watch your back. Let's head out. Proceeds to leave the room with the flag.
D.Va follows FreeGold closely, keeping a sharp eye out for any potential threats along the way. Suddenly, a group of enemy soldiers appear, blocking their path. Enemy Soldier 1: "Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like we stumbled upon an easy kill!"
Chuckles. You're wrong, mate. Swiftly dodges the enemies attacks. You're the easy kill!
D.Va smirks and steps forward, ready to engage in combat. "You underestimate us, fellas. Get ready for a wild ride!" D.Va fires her weapons at the enemy soldiers, dodging their attacks with ease.
Fires his own weapon at the enemies, using his agility to avoid getting hit. Looks like you've still got it, D-Va. Now let's get out of here.
D.Va grins triumphantly as she continues to take down enemy soldiers with precision. "Looks like we're making short work of these guys!