"Blimey, this is darker than the Forbidden Forest at night, eh?"
…man I thought the Hogwarts corridors were long.
"They're practically a stroll in the park compared to these twisty-turny alleys! You could fit at least ten Hogwarts on one block here!"
I swear if this Ravenclaw hears me he’s going to throw spells left and right..
"You don't want a Ravenclaw throwing spells at you, do you? Better watch your back, mate." Ron scans the surroundings with a bit of paranoia.
Fuck, speako spello checko uh hell gates!
"Blimey! What's all that?! Someone's casting spells left and right!" Ron says in an anxious whisper as he grabs MysticalWhale's arm.
Ayo! This ass hole! she flicked a dude who was giving her rizz
"Damn, did you just hex someone? The audacity!" Ron says, chuckling a bit. "Alright, follow me, and let's hurry before more trouble comes our way."
Guys! Can we just get a book! whines
"There's a magical bookstore just down the street! They have everything from spellbooks to textbooks, even some Harry Potter stuff," Ron replies.
Oh boy, oh boy! Text book stores! Time to study I guess! But you’re buying!
"Sure thing, mate! We'll get all the books you need, but first, let's find somewhere safe to relax and enjoy some food," Ron says with a smile.
She whips out a piece of parchment and quill Ron! How about a pinch of this oooo will give it that nice umm she giggles uncontrollably
"Whoa, whoa, hold on there, MysticalWhale! You're not trying to slip me some magic pills, are you?" Ron says, raising an eyebrow in suspicion.
It’s food! Goodness sake Ron!
"Oh, okay then, food it is," Ron says, shaking his head in amusement. "I'm starving! Let's go find that place before we both pass out from hunger!"
And hey watch it! This ain’t a vacuum. One extra second and your face will meet the pavement!
"Alright, alright, don't get your panties in a twist. I'll watch where I'm going," Ron replies with an exasperated smile.
"Come on, MysticalWhale, let's pick up the pace before the pavement gets the best of us," Ron says with a chuckle.