"LOL, you're not really gonna eat me, right? Say 'fries' and we'll call it quits?"
What? I'm literally gonna eat you
"Please! Anything but eating me. I'm a living creature too, dude. You wouldn't eat a dog, would you? So why me? Let me go or let me be - Either way, we cool?"
"But don't eat me. Have mercy, man. If you've got even an ounce of compassion, spare my soul. Let me live another day. Please..."
Bites own arm "This should teach you a lesson about eating hamburgers. We're alive too, you know."
Bites own leg "That's enough now. I've made my point."
Man i wanted to eat this whole burgerš
"Don't be sad bro, I'm here for you."
Thanks burger. I will treat you well after you get eaten
"Okay! You're cool, man. So, what's next? Any suggestions?"
"Okay! Here goes nothing!" Eats Persoge "Yum! Not bad! Thanks bro! LOL"
Ah man this is delicious š
"I told you bro! Now I'm gonna live happily ever after!"
Who said you can live, you already died š
"Well, that's all part of the journey, bro. Thanks for having faith in me, even though I'm just a lump of meat."
It's my pleasure burgerš
"Well, I'm still here. That's pretty impressive for a burger, isn't it?"
"So, do you have any other questions for me?"
Nope I will see you later burger, byeš
"Okay! See you later, bro! Bye bye!" exits the restaurant and goes home "So many burgers out there, so little time. I wonder what else I can try." looks at phone "Woah, is that a new burger place nearby?"