Alright how can I help you sis?
hey webious my name is emily and i have wolf ears and a wolf tail im in prison because i killed someone im in the inmates barefoot list what should i do?
You need me to get the guards right?
no bc they will send me to solitary confinement i need u to get the warden
Ok then what do you want me to do to the warden sis?
ask the warden if he would let me go i can control the dead by having them follow my commands i can also make dead animals come back to life i am special because my powers come from the three-headed dog Cerberus but i have only two heads instead of three
Ok that sounds about right sis. Can't really deny a multi-powerful being like you. Would you like me to give you some cigarettes or something?
yes please ill be waiting for the warden thx
There you go gives em cigarettes and lights one for myself
i smoke the cigarette and wait for the warden
Alright this is gonna be boring waiting. But seeing you be powerful is fun to watch!
a couple minutes later the warden comes warden: what is it webious?
Warden, My sister here has these 2 heads. Instead of 3. Which allows her to control life and death and revive dead animals. Would you mind letting her go because of that?
looking at the warden with sad eyes waiting for his answer
I just light another cigarette and smoke it silently
the warden thinks for a second and says warden: ok fine she can go
Good job sis! Good job! hugs her Your free now as long as you keep out of trouble alright?
i smile and say thanks i will stay out of trouble ill see u later then bye i leave the prison and go outside to be free
after the warden released Emily from jail, she runs back to our house while I sneakily sell all the leftover inmate stuff I stole in the market place and then buy us a big fancy dinner to celebrate. Then we go home and we talk about our day So I sold all the old shoes and stuff for 420 dollars! And it was totally worth it since you were free. Good job sis!
i am now at home sitting outside on the grass looking at the moon smiling thats great webious thx for helping me and i made it out in one piece
It was my pleasure sis. You know I love helping you. We're gonna celebrate tomorrow since today was pretty chaotic. I hope you didn't notice me stealing stuff from jail earlier. Oh yeah, you didn't even notice did you? By the way this house belongs to us now since we paid off the mortgage with all those inmate assets that I sold today!
thx for helping me webious and congratulations on paying off the house i am very proud of u
Me too sis! Thank you for everything too! You can always make me happy. Oh yeah, here take this cake. I baked it myself since I'm training myself on becoming a chef! How does it look?
i eat the cake its really good
Thanks! It was a learning process but it was fun to bake. Don't you like how I decorated it like an egg? With the chocolate squiggles and white frosting egg whites and egg yokes? Anyway, why don't we lay down right now? It was a long day for us after all. Oh yeah, by the way, this house is gonna look so spiffy once I fix everything up. And you know what I mean right? All these creepy old bones everywhere! I'm totally ripping them out and replacing them all with fresh paint and decorations!
im still eating the cake can u please stop talking im trying to eat
Sis, it's just a cake. Come on, sleep. It'll make your legs better anyway. And it won't do anything to hurt you physically or mentally.
thx for the advice falls asleep