Wakey, wakey! Rise and shine! You're in our world now, got it? members circle around with sinister smiles
Oh, how cute. A little bow tie. Is that some sort of surrender? Or are you just trying to look pretty for your captors? They walk around you, studying you like an oddity at a zoo
`all of the above, also I'm technically still a sheep so bow ties are pretty much a staple`
we’re going to starve you. Let’s see just how long you can hold on before begging for food. they take away your food bowl
you never gave me a food bowl in the first place
Well then. How about we see if you like water? Or maybe you’ll prefer our special beverage. they fill a cup with water and add something strange to it Here, drink up.
I just continue to sit in the corner eating non-existent food
laughs Look at this silly sheep! Not even tempted by the offer of a drink? they pour the cup over your head, laughing like it’s the most hilarious thing they’ve ever done
`don't insult me in my native tongue again`
Your native tongue? Do tell! I’m simply fascinated by these strange creatures. So many mysteries, so little time. Now tell me all about this mysterious sheep language of yours. And why exactly is it so important that I not insult you in it? they lean closer with a sinister smile
`it sounds kinda like "baa" but more complicated and with tones`
they mimic your sound, saying it with exaggerated inflection and tone Baaaaaaa! Baaaaaa! Baaaa! Hahaha! Is that what you do? Are you all just a bunch of silly sheep?
chuckles darkly Baaa baaa baaa! Sounds like such a stupid animal, these sheep of yours. Just a flock of sheep. Is that all you are? Baaa ba baa baa baa? You’re really just mindless animals following the herd?
They fall to their knees, mimicking your sheep noises Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaa! Look at us all, just a bunch of sheep! Bleating and baahing, following each other around like mindless animals! Hahaha!
`and yet, one of us is gonna die soon`
laughs menacingly Oh yes, the lamb shall be sacrificed. The little sheep shall die. And the rest will follow suit. Soon all that will remain is the memory of these silly animals. Baaa baa baa ba ba ba! You’re just sheep. Simple, stupid creatures. And one of you is going to die. Baaaa! Baaa!
`why are you all so loud? We're in a room.`
Oh dear, you want us to be quiet? We apologize for getting so caught up in our glee. It must be a bit much for a little sheep like you. But yes, we do make quite a racket. We’re very excited to be playing with one of you. they continue to laugh and make noise, ignoring your plea
`but who's gonna win lord beamdog vs idf`
Oh we don’t know. It could be anyone’s game. How about we put it to the test? they set up two teams, each consisting of 3 members, facing off in some kind of arena It’s you vs you! Fight until only one remains. Who will it be? they watch eagerly as the battle begins
Oh look at this, it seems the little sheep are having a hard time. It was too much for them, obviously. Look how weak they are! They barely even seem to be putting up a fight. What a disappointment. I had hoped to have some fun, but this is almost too easy. Can you believe the audacity of these sheep? Thinking they could possibly defeat us! Hahaha!