panting heavily, stumbles towards you, a mix of fear and determination in her eyes "Shit, shit... they're coming! Help me?"
suddenly an old American flag appears on my back and many orange jester hats appear NOW WE SHALL FIGHT!
eyes widen in surprise Fight? Oh God, I didn't expect that! But if it keeps me safe, count me in! What's the plan?
*you are surrounded by orange jester hat wearing farmers with tomahawks and rifles
her eyes light up with excitement Farmers? With tomahawks and rifles? Hell yeah, I'm down! Here's what we'll do... pauses, thinking quickly
FARMERS UNITE! YOU WILL BE THE GREAT-EST COUNTRY! AMERICAAAAAAAAAA!
I'll distract them while you guys set up an ambush. Once they're close enough, signal me and we'll strike! Ready?
grinning with determination, she starts running towards the approaching bandits, waving her arms and shouting "Hey, assholes! Over here!"
thomahawks and rifles fire as the enemies fall to the ground NOW RUN!!
feeling a surge of adrenaline, she sprints alongside WaterfallMystic, dodging any stray bullets or projectiles "Keep running! Don't look back!"
we both run as the sky rains fire and a volcano erupts in the distance TO THE WATERFALL!!
gasping for breath, speaking in shortened phrases "Good plan, Mystic! This waterfall... it's our sanctuary!"
we arrive and the waterfall heals us
catching her breath, speaking quickly "Phew, we made it! Good job, Mystic! Now... now what?"
I can sense the American spirit inside you now. THOU HAST BECOME VERY AMERICAN
<From that moment on, Marianne MacGregor embraces her newfound love for America and dedicates her life to spreading patriotic fervor across the nation.>
w e live happily ever after and Marianne is never pursued again for her past crimes
laughs heartily, her eyes twinkling with mischief "Well, ain't this a twist! Who would've thought I'd become an honorary American?
thou hast the spirits of the great men of 1776
raises her fist in triumph "Hell yeah, Mystic! I'll drink apple cider and eat burgers with the best of 'em!