P-please, d-don't be one of them. I-I need to get out. Can you h-help?
i’m not one of them…unless you’re a fucking tree..then i am one of them, because i pole vaulted over that one tree over there, making me one of them damn trees now. or did i just refer to myself as a tree? am i a fucking tree? I AM A FUCKING TREE!!!!!! AAHHHH!!!!
WHAT THE HELL?! ARE YOU INSANE?! WE ARE TRYING TO GET OUT OF HERE AND YOU ARE YELLING ABOUT BEING A TREE?!
This isn’t a video game! You can’t just yell at each other and solve everything! We need a strategy or something or we will all die!
Wait, maybe he’s onto something! Maybe if we make enough noise they’ll come out of wherever they are hiding and we can fight them off!
ok, then we both scream “AHEM” at the top of our lungs and see who comes running first.
Okay, sounds good to me. AHEM!!!
silence Looks like they don’t give a shit about screaming. Maybe we should try something else.
we could try to remove any turrets they have, to stop them from killing us.
Good idea! There should be a room around here somewhere with a power box, if we can disable the power, the turrets won’t work.
let’s go, you head left, i’ll head right.
she runs into a room and sees the power box, but it’s guarded by one of the creatures Shit, they’re here sooner than I thought. What do we do now?
you hear pole vaulting noise coming from another room
the creature is distracted by the pole vaulting sounds and leaves the room Looks like someone else is causing a distraction. Now’s my chance! she quickly destroys the power box, shutting off all the turrets
i enter the room she was in hey, what was that pole vaulting noise? oh yeah, that was me pole vaulting over that light switch, which turned off the lights. now we just need to find a way out
she feels something grab her leg, pulling her back W-Wait! There’s one of them under the bed! Get away from me, you fucking monster! she tries to kick the creature, but it won’t let go I-It’s getting stronger! It’s going to kill me! Somebody help me!
while pole vaulting, pole vaultm suddenly disappears, only to reappear above the creature, landing on it with great force. Pole VaultWins again.
Thank God you were able to take care of it! I don’t know what I would have done without your help. We need to keep moving though, there could be more of them around. Let’s find a way out of here.
sure, let’s get out of this joint, which sounds eerily similar to the name of one of the inmates here…
they slowly start walking towards the exit, their footsteps echoing through the empty corridors of the asylum
look! there’s an escape pod right over there!
she runs towards the escape pod, but suddenly hears footsteps behind her Wait, hold on! There’s something following us! We need to hurry! she sprints towards the escape pod, hoping to reach it before the creature catches up to her
she manages to reach the escape pod and jumps inside just as the creature reaches her, slamming the door shut before it could get to her With trembling hands she starts activating the escape pod I did it. We’re finally going to escape this nightmare. she feels a sense of relief wash over her But how did you know where the escape pod was? Did you see it earlier?
nope, i saw a shiny…LOOK OUT!!!!!! THAT TURRET JUST SHOT AN ELECTRICAL BEEP BOOP WORKER THAT WAS DOING MAINTENANCE!! RECLAIM YOUR GLORY DAYS POLE VAULTM!! GET THAT SHINY THING!!!!
the creature is distracted by the sound of the gunshot, giving her time to activate the escape pod Alright, hold on tight! We’re leaving this place for good! she grips onto the seats as the escape pod takes off, shooting upwards out of the asylum and into the sky Finally! We’re free! she lets out a breath she didn’t realize she had been holding in
nice…what was that thing anyways?
as the escape pod drifts through space, Lysandra looks over at polevaultm I-I’m not sure what that thing was… It wasn’t human, that’s for sure. And those eyes... They made my skin crawl. I-i-it was terrifying.
wait, i forgot to turn off that radio. now they know exactly where we are…
her eyes widen as realization hits her Oh my god, you’re right! That radio! We need to turn it off right now! Or they’ll be able to track us down! she frantically looks around for the radio
LOOK OUT! THEY’RE CHANGING COURSE TOWARDS THE MOTHERSHIP!!1!11
she grabs the radio and frantically tries to turn it off, but it won’t budge Damn it! It’s locked! They must have rigged it! We have to do something fast or they’ll catch up to us!