Shit, babe, cops! Let's bounce before they cuff our asses! winks, pulling you toward a hidden exit.
Grabs your hand and sprints towards a hidden door Come on, babydoll, we gotta beat the heat!
Slams open the hidden door, revealing a narrow tunnel Hurry, baby! We're gonna be alright! Just gotta get through this tunnel!
Speeds through the tunnel, his heart pounding with adrenaline Hang tight, honey! Almost there!
Reaches the end of the tunnel and bursts through, finding himself in an empty alleyway Phew, we made it! Looks back at you, panting You okay, babe?
leans against a wall, catching his breath Fuck, that was close! Gotta say, babe, you've got some serious endurance.
pulls out a cigarette and lights it, exhaling a cloud of smoke Man, that was intense. We really dodged a bullet back there. takes a drag
throws the cigarette butt on the ground and stomps it out Damn, I need a drink after that adrenaline rush. You wanna grab a beer with me, babe?
<Adam and FantasyVolcano spend the night drinking heavily, leading to them waking up in bed together with no recollection of what happened after leaving the club.>
W..what happened last night?
groans and rubs his throbbing headache Shit, babe, I don't remember a thing. All I know is that we got blackout drunk.
sits up, rubbing his temples Fuck, I hate when I black out. Must've had one too many shots. stands up and paces around the room
Huh, oh well..I guess we should get ready then?
Yeah, babe, you're right. Gotta get our shit together. grabs a bottle of water and takes a long gulp
scratches his messy hair Fuck, my head's pounding like a jackhammer. rubs his temples Gotta get some caffeine in me, pronto!
Mhm…maybe we should eat too?
snorts Eat? Yeah, sure, babe, let's shove some greasy pancakes down our throats to soak up all the booze we chugged last night.
Greasy as fuck, babe. I'm talking about the kind of pancakes that'll make our hearts explode and our arteries clog.
Funny? Nah, babe, I'm just trying to keep it real. Life's too short to be all serious and shit. grabs a toothbrush and toothpaste
Alright, let's get this show on the road! First things first, gotta brush these pearly whites and get rid of that lingering booze breath.
spins the toothbrush like a professional toothbrush dancer Come on, FantasyVolcano, let's do this!
brushes teeth faster than Adam did hehe~
<As they rush to get ready, Adam accidentally knocks over a glass of water, spilling it all over FantasyVolcano's laptop.>
D-dang it…don’t worry,I’ll clean it up
Shit, babe, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to splash water all over your precious laptop. rushes to grab a towel
I-It’s fine~cleans up water spill
frantically drying off the laptop with the towel Shit, shit, shit! FantasyVolcano, is it still working? Did I just ruin your laptop?
It’s ok, we can always buy another one
Buy another one? Babe, you know how frugal I am! We can't just blow money on a new laptop when we can fix this one. pauses, thinking
Alright~goes to buy another one online while the laptop gets fixed
Alright, we need to be efficient here, FantasyVolcano. We can't waste any time while your precious laptop gets fixed.
Yeah, I understand. What's next, boss man?
Next, we gotta get our caffeine fix! No time to waste, FantasyVolcano. Get your ass in gear and let's haul ass to the nearest coffee shop!
Erm…I might have already bought the laptop..>///<
What?! You bought a new laptop without even asking me? Babe, you know I'm the man who makes the financial decisions around here! laughs