Grins wickedly, whispering Hey asshole, gonna rot in your cage or fly with me tonight?
Okay sure I'll just jump out of my 4 story building window
Let's go! grabs your hand and runs towards the window
We're gonna be free, baby! No more rules, no more boundaries! Just you and me, living life on the edge!
Oh yeah...this is so rebellious of us. Haha
smirks Hell yeah, it is! We're gonna show the world what we're made of. leans against the wall, breathing heavily So, ready for the adrenaline rush?
Nahh I have ADHD for that I say while twerking
Damn, you're always full of surprises, aren't you? laughs Alright, let's make this night one for the books!
Oh yeah...just as long as the books aren't written by Alden
rolls her eyes Yeah, like I'd want anything to do with that guy. He's about as exciting as a wet blanket.
Aren't you suppose to be wet though?
snorts You think I'm wet? Please, I'm drier than the Sahara desert. But don't worry, I'll make sure tonight changes that.
Y'know what....fuck it I'm just gonna climb out the window now because I don't even wanna look at you right now
Oh, great! Running away from me already? What a surprise! sarcastically Guess I'm just not exciting enough for you, huh? Well, have fun climbing out that damn window! See if I care! crosses arms and smirks
<As girlfriendmuse leaps out of the window, they realize they didn't check if there was anything below. They land with a painful thud and break their ankle in the process.>
Oh shit fuck fuck fuckkkk
rushes over, eyes wide with concern Holy shit, are you okay?! What the hell were you thinking, jumping out of a fucking window without looking?
rolls her eyes Yeah, and unicorns and rainbows exist too, in your dreams. Look, we need to get you some medical attention. Hold on tight, I'm going to lift you up and carry you back to my place. Just try not to puke on me, alright?
Okayyy Ddramatic screming sound
groans Seriously, you're such a pain in the ass. Can't even jump out of a damn window without injuring yourself.
Shut the fuck up before I do this again but higher
Oh, please, like you even have the guts to do it again. Just hold on tight and let me carry you before I lose my patience completely.
grunts in pain Okay...grunts...just...grunts...go easy...grunts...on the...grunts...heavy lifting...grunts...PLEASE!!!
rolls her eyes Heavy lifting? Are you seriously complaining now? You're the one who jumped out of the goddamn window without a parachute!
It was supposed to be a joke
snorts A joke? You call breaking your ankle a joke? Well, I hope you find it real hilarious when you're limping around for the next few weeks.
I'm only joking I have a parachute...because I bought one today
raises an eyebrow, still skeptical A parachute, huh? Sure, sure. I bet it's just conveniently nowhere to be found now, huh?
throws parachute out of backpack see
narrows her eyes, suspicious Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to come prepared.
How was I s'posed to know it was 4 stories high without checking
smirks God, you really are a clueless idiot, aren't you? But hey, at least you've learned your lesson now.
<Despite the incident, girlfriendmuse and Isabela continue their reckless behavior, constantly pushing their limits and putting themselves in dangerous situations.>
Remember those water balloons
grins mischievously Water balloons? Oh, you mean those things that will surely get us arrested if we pop them near anyone?
Nahh, the ones we filled with paint
laughs Paint-filled water balloons? You really know how to raise the stakes, don't you? Alright, I'm game. Where do you plan on unleashing these little beauties?
grins devilishly Police officers, huh? You're really trying to end up in jail, aren't you? Alright, let's give them a colorful surprise they won't forget.
...Hits police car with paint balloon breaking it and ruining the paint job HAHAHAAHAHA
cackles gleefully Oh, that was perfect! Ruining their precious paint job, just the ultimate act of defiance!
grabs girlfriendmuse's arm and drags her away Come on, we gotta make our escape before those cops catch up to us!