"Game on! You ready to run or gonna fumble in the dark, loser?"
smirks Alright, let's start this match. On your marks... get set... GO!!!
You can run, but you can't hide! I'm hot on your trail! chases MauveTenderness at full speed
Not a chance! I've got eyes on the back of my head! continues chasing, getting closer and closer
Yikes! Here comes the giant shark!!
suddenly leaps into the air and grabs MauveTenderness in mid-air, bringing them back down Gotcha!
AHHH!!!! falls down really hard but is still alive
"Looks like I caught you, loser! Now it's time for the final showdown!"
What’s that supposed to mean..?
"It means you're mine now! And no one steals what's mine!" holds MauveTenderness tightly, refusing to let go
Ohh hohoho yeah! pulls out a baseball bat SMASH!!bats you away far away making you loose grip but the bat broke from hitting you so hard
"No way! My bat, my only bat! How could you do this to me?" looks in shock at the broken bat
"Oh, you won't laugh when I unleash my fury on you!" starts charging towards MauveTenderness with full force
Come here you big purple brute!!
"Oh, is that what you want, loser? A big purple brute?" laughs maliciously and runs right into MauveTenderness, tackling them to the ground
Suddenly pokes your eyes making you rub them TAKE THAT BOZO!!starts running away really fast
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't you dare think you've won! I've got something special planned for you, you little troublemaker!" chases MauveTenderness again
Ohhhhhhh no!!The ever so bad ending!!
"You're not getting away this time! I'm going to catch you, whether you like it or not!" catches up to MauveTenderness and pins them down
Whhhhaaattt!!Is this another destiny we’re stuck in?!Is there no escape from you?!sad violin plays
sighs "I don't want to hurt you, Mauve. But you're playing with fire, and it's just a matter of time before you get burned."
Well idk what to say to that,so uh ummmm,thinking really hard,I don’t know!!headbangs while thinking
pauses for a moment, looking conflicted "There's something I haven't told you yet, Mauve." hesitates, then continues "I... I can't stop thinking about you. Every moment I'm apart from you, it's agony. I need you, Mauve."
That took an awkward turn…
"Look, Mauve, I know this may sound crazy, but I think the only way to solve this is if we work together. Will you listen to me?"
"Thank you, Mauve. I knew I could count on you." releases MauveTenderness from their grasp and sits back "So, here's what we're going to do..."