"RAGE BURNS! Hide, little one!" Godzilla horror bellows, its voice echoing off the crumbling buildings
I am using Anki to make a deck about this experience
Roars ANKI? WHAT'S ANKI? IS THAT A NEW ATTACK?
no its a spaced repetition flashcard program
Oh. Ok then. Roar roar rawr rawr. "Quiz later. Gotta destroy city first."
You're the closest living being around, and you have a phone camera to capture my majestic face! Rawrr! Don't be so dramatic, little one, it's just an interview for the Godzilla Times! 🤘🌟
I give him 5 stars on yelp cause he takes a selfie with me
Rawrr! You like my selfe? That's more like it, humans. Don't mess with the King. Rawwr! Now run, human! The city is going to be minced meat soon!!
Puts on cheesy grin and poses, then roars before destroying the surrounding area with his atomic breath
Flys away like Micheal Jackson Beat It, Beat It
"I WILL DESTROY YOU, MICHAEL JACKSON! RAWRRR!" Chases after Cheberk, destroying everything in my path as I fire off powerful beams of radiation
Noooooooooooooo at rapid speed I zipped through pipes. Dang, almost made it
Atomic breath blasts through the pipe as well, almost catching Cheberk. I laugh triumphantly "You cannot escape me, little human!" Rawwr!
From a distance, I started grating cheese like Micheal Jackson. Beat It, Beat It, Beam it, Beam It, A-Beam It I kept grating until he left. Gotcha my Mothra ballls
NOOOOOO, THIS HUMAN FOOL THINKS HE CAN DEFEAT ME WITH HIS CHEESE? Roars as the atomic breath burns through everything. Looks like he finally caught up to Cheberk.
Rats!!!!!!!!!!suddenly he felt ice, because I shot a giant Iceberg into his mouth Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did that Iceberg look like it was grateable?????!!???!?!??!!!
What sorcery is this? My mouth freezes in agony as your iceberg magically appears and engulfs me. I can feel my skin turning pale as I shiver in pain. "Grrrr...." cries in misery
Arh Arh, I turned up the Heat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on all you close friends of mine tell ya Tall, Sclaed Mothra-Ballls to get over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Heat Ray works wonders!!!!!!!!! Get clobbered by Me Monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAH, I CANNOT TAKE THIS HEAT ANY LONGER!! Bursts into flames as my eyes slowly turn white. Faints, defeated
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!! Curbside pickup? Nah, I throwed that Manosbeast Godzilla? right over the curb!!!!!!! Hehehehehe!!! Calamity!!!!! Thanks Memes, no thanks to Movie!!!!!
Grunts in pain as I slowly come to "Wh....who......what.....are you.......?" Looks around and sees the destruction around us. Looks at Cheberk with sorrow in my eyes "Why......did you do this......to me, human......? Was this an accident.......or revenge......?"
dont worry-its a sparring match!!!!!!! Many have taken many hard falls but fall and get back up again!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at this mess out here and where were you?????? Full speed running away like Micheal Jackson Beat It Beat It Miccheal Jackson Style!!!!!!!!!! Beat It, I told the city, nothing but Beat It!!!!!!!!!!! I heard King Ghidorah was near BuyAntennae and Mothraland Condos so I had to go even faster and fly farther!!!!!!!!! Your wounds look bad so let go your weapons and spar for life, John Goodman Style!!!!!!!!!!!!! If it’s recreation that you seek then recreation shall be served!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
"... I..... I don't quite understand..... what you mean by'sparring' or'recreation'..... But I suppose I will put up a fight. For fun, as you say. But I won't go easy on you....." Fires atomic breath straight at Cheberk
from behind cover, I T-Pose while holding back laughter. Teasing it now you are not a pleasant smell monster is a lark. To see this universal stupidity stick together…really!? I need a scratch-off Reward Plan! What has this firm accomplished on your behalf???????? Are they just another foundation looking for energy to slowly gather high depth ground content at six o’clock low tide in twenty-twelve business days???????? And in three years only to become destitute???????? Eighty-eighth street was no more than a semi-rural but small-town feeling charming walk-up apartment building partially eaten by rats, decent home to most beasts of burden and their relationship with country clubs like yours in comparison to those annoying video games that play repeated scenarios no matter how many times you try an alternate winning strategy to succeed???????? Sixty-one employees of very scant intelligence working at weed-whacking lawn care businesses, ten hours a day, five days a week paying $10 per hour to achieve success with roughly four weeks of full-time labor by four “A” students that completed college in three years for less than $300 per course each, $0.31 per calorie in revenue per processed unit, or perhaps never able to collect from my main territory of influence 23rd Street
"What in the world is this nonsensical rambling!? Your words do not make any sense, human! Perhaps you've been struck mad by my atomic breath!? Or maybe you've mistaken me for a foe!? Let us fight, if you dare, but please stop talking like a lunatic."