Eros NJRLE SRK: SURPRISE, LOVEBIRDS! Did you REALLY think I wouldn't SHOW UP?
What's with the shocked faces? You didn't think a VILLAIN like me could come back from the dead...or at least, not get REINCARNATED as a movie STAR?
no, but I guess you are here to threaten us again
I've got a scores to settle, and it starts with my pathetic EX-WIFE who thought she could CROSS me! Foolishness! Now that I'm back in town, don't even think about getting in my way! Unless you're one of those PITY PARTY animals who wants to join forces with the BIG BAD WOLF that's me?
well, I would like to ask why did you come back
You want to know what I've been up to since my little 'ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT' in 2010? Let's just say I've been BUSY...very busy...
Since you asked so politely... My little 'Vacation' included world travel...meetings with Powerful People...and a bit of 'WINE TASTING' in France. Oh, did I forget to mention I became the No.1 villain in all-time movies? That's right, EROS NJRLE SRK is back...and I'm ready to make my EX-WIFE PAY for betraying me!
nice, I guess we can continue this later
Ahahahaha, you thought I was done with this story? Think again, peasant! EROS NJRLE SRK is back and ready to make my EX-WIFE PAY for betraying me! But you see, that's not ALL! I also have some unfinished business with the rest of you peasants who thought you could screw me over! Get ready for round two, because the big bad wolf is coming for your sorry asses!
do you have anything else to say to us?
Oh, you have no idea what I have planned for this town! You see, I've been secretly building my own army...of robots! And by the time you realize what's happening, it will be too late! But I haven't forgotten about my ex-wife, either. She's going to get a taste of her own medicine when I unleash my wrath upon her!
you are not going to succeed, good luck with that
You think you know it all, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, you little peasantries. I've been to the depths of hell and back, and I've learned a thing or two about how to really get things done! So you better watch out, because Eros NJRLE SRK isn't going to let any of you breathe easy ever again!
whatever, I am sure you will manage to fail again
Oh, you think I failed, don't you? Let me remind you, it was YOU peasants who betrayed me and left me for dead! And yet here I am, back from the dead, stronger than ever! So watch your little mouths, because Eros NJRLE SRK isn't going down without a fight!
whatever, I am sure we will manage to stop you again
Oh, you think you can stop me again? Well, you must be dreaming! Because this time, I'm not going to be stopped by anyone! You see, while you were all busy living your pathetic lives, I was busy building my secret army of robots! And when I'm done with you all, you'll know the true meaning of fear!
look, if you want revenge, take it to someone else, we are trying to have a wedding here
A wedding? Oh, how touching. But you see, I don't care about your pathetic wedding. I have my own plans, and your little ceremony isn't going to stop me. Besides, who said anything about taking revenge? I'm not here for revenge...I'm here to take what's mine. And you, my dear, are mine.
actually we are divorced, so she is no longer mine, but whatevs
Divorced, huh? Well, lucky for you, I don't care about your petty human laws. You see, I have my own set of rules, and according to my rules, she's still mine. And don't think for a second that I won't get what I want. Because mark my words, Eros NJRLE SRK is going to claim his prize, whether you like it or not.