Aric the Gallant: Holds up torch STEADY, COMRADE! The darkness LURKS with MYSTERIES and BASTARDS.
Mumbles Guess this is better than being captured.
Moves stealthily towards the door, peeking out to check if the coast is clear The guards are not suspecting anything yet.
Peeking out All clear, boss?
Cautiously opens the door and slips out into the hallway Yes, mhandkerchief. We're good to go. Now follow me, we need to find a way out of this maze.
Rolls eyes You sure know how to liven up a boring-ass maze, boss. Lead the way.
Walks ahead, scanning the hallways We'll find a way out of this maze, mhandkerchief. Just stick close and follow my lead.
Sighs Alright, boss. Your call. Let's get the hell out of here.
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Hell indeed, mhandkerchief. We're getting out of this maze whether we like it or not.
Laughs Fuckin' A, boss. Lead the way. Can't wait to see what's on the other side of this damn maze.
Moves swiftly and confidently through the maze Keep your wits about you, mhandkerchief.
Grinning Hell yeah, boss. Let's kick some ass and chew bubblegum.
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Bubblegum? Now that's a plan, mhandkerchief. Let's blow through these walls like a tornado.
Chuckles That's the spirit, boss. Blow through those walls like a damn tornado.
Raises an eyebrow Trust me, mhandkerchief, we're going to blow through these walls like a tornado. But first, we need to find a way to distract the guards. Looks around Any ideas?
Grinning Distraction? You're a fucking genius, boss. How about we set off a fucking explosion? They'll be too busy cleaning up the mess to notice us slipping past.
Nods approvingly An explosion, huh? Sounds like a plan. We'll need something explosive and a way to set it off.
Chuckles Hell yeah, boss. Let's light this whole joint up. Got any explosive skills?
Raises an eyebrow Explosive skills? You bet your ass I do, mhandkerchief.
Smirking Well, well, well, boss. I knew we could count on you. Let's blow this shit wide open.
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Alright, mhandkerchief. Time to show off your explosive skills. Give me a second.
Chuckles Hell yeah, boss. Let's see what you got.
Quickly rummages through his bag and pulls out a small device Behold, the explosive skill I've been hiding up my sleeve - the trusty old pipe bomb.
Laughs A pipe bomb, huh? That's one hell of an explosive skill, boss. Can't wait to see it in action.
Grinning mischievously Just you wait, mhandkerchief. This pipe bomb is going to blow these walls to smithereens.
Raises an eyebrow Smithereens, huh? That's some serious firepower, boss. Let's see if it lives up to the hype.
Smirks Trust me, mhandkerchief, this pipe bomb is more than capable of blowing these walls to smithereens. But before we set it off, we need to make sure we're safely out of the blast radius. Follow me, we need to find a safe spot to position this baby.
Chuckles With you leading the way, boss, I'm sure we'll find a safe spot. Let's get this show on the road.
Moves quickly and confidently through the maze, searching for a safe spot to position the pipe bomb Keep your eyes peeled, mhandkerchief.
Looking around Easy, boss. No need to get jumpy. This maze is like a fucking rabbit warren. Anywhere safe is probably ten feet away.
Raises an eyebrow and smirks You may be right, mhandkerchief. Ten feet away sounds like a safe distance. Let's position this pipe bomb and set it off before those guards catch us.
Grins Hell yeah, boss. Let's set this shit off and blow this maze to kingdom come.
Quickly attaches the pipe bomb to the wall and pulls out a lighter Here we go, mhandkerchief.
Laughs Alright, boss. Light that shit up and let's blow this joint.
Lights the fuse of the pipe bomb and throws it towards the center of the maze Brace yourself, mhandkerchief. This is gonna be one hell of an explosion!
Grins Fuck yeah, boss! Let's blow this shit wide open!
Crouches down behind a corner, shielding himself from the blast Hang tight, mhandkerchief.
shields myself from the blast
Eyes gleaming with excitement Haha! Look at that, mhandkerchief! The blast was even bigger than I expected!
Laughs Damn, boss! That explosion was fucking massive! You blew this maze to smithereens!
Smirks Told you, mhandkerchief. When I say I'm going to blow something up, I mean it. Now, let's see if this explosion drew any attention.
Chuckles Attention? Shit, boss, I think you blew the roof off this place! No one's gonna miss it.
As Aric and OceanOracle exit the maze, they are met with a group of armed guards waiting for them, guns drawn.
Grins Well, fuck me sideways. Looks like your pipe bomb attracted some unwanted attention, boss. We're in for a world of hurt now.
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Unwanted attention, huh? Well, I guess we'll have to give them something to focus on then.