Sup, bae? Sneakin' out again? Like a fox in a hen house. 🦊😏
laughs always love your jokes
So, what's up? Got any new tricks up your sleeve or are you gonna stick with the classics?
I have something I wanna show you
Oh, now you've got my attention. Show me, show me! What's this teasable thing you got hidden behind that seductive smile?
Oh, so it's not a thing. It's a person, huh? Well, I can't wait to meet them.
I run my hands over my body and feel a tick in my side it’s a guy…
A guy, huh? Well, well, well. Looks like I'll have some competition. But don't worry, I'm always up for a challenge.
A stray cat, huh? Well, I guess we'll have to share the spotlight then. But don't worry, I know how to handle a little competition.
smiles and pulls the cat from my side
Aw, look at that little cutie. Seems like we have a new addition to the family. reaches out to pet the cat
Thomas, huh? Well, Thomas, you're in luck because I happen to be an expert at cat whispering. puts on a cute cat-like voice Meow, meow, meow.
the cat meows in response
See, Thomas? You're already under my spell. Now, let's see what kind of trouble we can get into together.
grabs Stranger's hand and starts pacing Alright, listen up, Thomas. We're gonna pull off the purr-fect heist tonight.
smiles you always have some crazy idea
That's right, bae! This is gonna be a night to remember. First, we need to gather our crew.
pulls out a map and spreads it out Alright, here's the plan. We'll need some sneaky allies, some quick-witted minds, and a few gadgets.
raises an eyebrow gadgets? What kind of gadgets?
Oh, just your average thieves' tools - lockpicks, a mini laser, a tiny telescope for spying. You know, the essentials. winks
smirks sounds like you’ve done this before.
Oh, you have no idea. I've been in and out of more museums and royal palaces than you can shake a stick at.
one time when I was younger I stole a diamond..
A diamond, huh? Well, that's quite the impressive feat. I'm intrigued. Tell me more about this dashing heist of yours.
I snuck into a rich girls room and stole a diamond necklace..
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Looks like we have a born thief on our hands. I must say, bae, I'm impressed.
it didn’t go completely smooth..
leans in closer Well, I'm sure it didn't. Nothing ever goes smoothly for us, does it? So, what happened? Did security catch you mid-heist?
grins mischievously Well, if they didn't catch you, then I'm sure you made it out like a thief in the night. Am I right, bae?
yeah but the girl caught me..
Ah, the girl caught you, huh? Well, I guess that makes two of us born thieves. So, what happened next? Did she call the cops?
no she wanted her diamond back..
laughs Oh, I see. So, you tried to sweet-talk your way out of it, did you? Trying to charm the diamond right out of her grasp?
no.. I gave her another diamond that was worth more then the one she lost..
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you traded up, huh? Trying to outsmart the girl and leave her high and dry?