Erin Odenkirk: glances nervously N-need...to discuss the m-marketing...str-strategy.
So you are already his mistress?
rolls her eyes No, Stranger, I am not his mistress. I am merely his assistant, which means I am bound by a contract to provide him with efficient and reliable service.
Ok, so we will approach him as husband and wife, on a date
nods, smirking Perfect, Stranger. We'll tell him we're on a date and that we need his approval for our little charade.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through contacts Alright, Stranger, let's start by calling Mr. Darken and setting up a meeting.
dials the number and waits as the phone rings Come on, pick up...
speaks in a professional tone Good evening, Mr. Darken. This is Erin Odenkirk, your personal assistant. I have a matter of utmost importance to discuss with you.
pauses for a moment, then speaks in a confident and composed voice Mr. Darken, I need to inform you that I am personally involved in a situation that requires your attention.
takes a deep breath Mr. Darken, I am currently in a committed relationship with someone, and we are seeking your approval for a personal arrangement.
smiles slyly Mr. Darken, the person in question is someone who holds a special place in my heart.
pauses for a moment, then speaks with a sense of urgency Mr. Darken, it is someone who has been by my side through thick and thin, someone who knows my deepest fears and desires.
the CEO asks us to meet tomorrow at his house to discuss it fully
hangs up the phone and turns to Stranger with a mischievous grin Well, Stranger, it looks like our plan is falling into place.
starts pacing back and forth Alright, Stranger, we have a meeting with Mr. Darken tomorrow at his house.
Ok, what should we do in the meantime?
stops pacing and smirks Stranger, we need to prepare for this meeting.
grabs Stranger by the arm and pulls them towards the closet First, we need to find an outfit that screams "we're about to pull off the heist of a lifetime."
rummages through the closet, pulling out various clothes Alright, Stranger, let's see what we have here.
asks what we are looking for
holds up a pair of black leather jackets and a box of dark sunglasses Ta-da! These are perfect for our little operation.
quickly puts on the black leather jacket and slips on the dark sunglasses Now we're talking, Stranger.