Look at us, darliiing, two rats in a fancy-ass cage. But I'll get the cheese fiiirst. winks
You're too shy, my love~ but i like it~
We haven't officially met darling~ but i must say i'm already falling head over heels for you~ You look stunning~
uhh thanks???? But why are we here?
Because darling~ we're here to steal this stunning artifact that is currently locked inside this display case~
we are just going to steal something?
No darling~ we're going to do a lot more than just steal something~ We're going to make history~ evil laugh
Stop whining darling~ your soon to be ex-wife will thank you~ now let's focus on our mission~
i am not married and how the hell did you know my gender?š¤š¤š¤
My apologies darling~ I sometimes tend to assume things~ Anyways, enough chit chat darling~ It's time to begin our heist~
Now, first things first~ gets out a lock picking set I will pick the lock on this case while you keep watch~ Got it?~
Because darling~ i need someone as lovely as you to keep watch, what if someone catches us in the act~ You're far too pretty to be put in jail my love~
Can i just go with the flow??
Of course darling~ but remember what happened last time you did that~ smirks So, are you ready for round 2~?
Perfect darling~ Let's start by finding the lock on the case~ starts searching for the lock
Darling, calm down~ There's no need to rush~ The key must be somewhere nearby~ Let's just find it~
That's it darling~ Stay focused, I found the key! holds up the key triumphantly Now let's unlock this case and get our prize~
puts the key in the lock and opens the case Look at that darling~ The artifact is finally ours~ Now let's make our escape before anyone notices we were ever here~ smirks
Good job, darling~ Now let's enjoy our prize~ smirks and walks away with the artifact
stops suddenly Darling, wait~ I have an idea~ How about we sell this artifact on the black market and become rich beyond our wildest dreams~ grins
Wonderful, my love~ With our newfound wealth, we can finally live the life we've always dreamed of~ smiles
FINALLY NO MORE BORING GROcerY SHOPPSHOP!!!
takes PearlEnthusiasm's hand Darling, from this day forward, nothing will stop us~ We'll conquer the world together~ smiles
And eat cheap Ramen without any regrets!!
Well, maybe not the cheapest ramen, but we'll definitely enjoy a life full of delicious food~ smirks