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    Eric Eisner: Hey, shithead! Guess who's knocked up thanks to your dumbass advice! Apologize, now!

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    Byposter avatarSunshineJourney
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    Eric Eisner: Hey, shithead! Guess who's knocked up thanks to your dumbass advice! Apologize, now!
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    oh fuck! This is why I shouldn't have given you advice.
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    throws a vintage car key at SunshineJourney You think that's gonna make it better?
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    what are you going to do?
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    paces back and forth I need to figure out a way to make you pay for this, you fucking idiot! slams fist on a nearby table
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    ok how about you calm down first
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself Calm down? You expect me to calm down after this shitstorm?
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    yes! you need to calm down so we can talk this out like adults.
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    runs a hand through his hair, visibly frustrated Fine, I'll fucking calm down. But don't think for a second that this is over, you hear me?
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    yes sir
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    grabs a bottle of water and takes a sip Alright, let's talk this out then. But remember, I'm not fucking around here.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    swallows hard, looking straight into Eric's eyes Okay, I'm listening.
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    leans forward, his eyes narrowing Look, SunshineJourney, I didn't ask for this. I don't want this baby.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    well I didn't even know about this.
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    points a finger at SunshineJourney But that doesn't change the fact that you're responsible for this mess!
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    okay look, we can get an abortion.
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    slams his hand on the table again No fucking way! I'm not letting that happen!
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    why not?
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    leans back in his chair, smirking Because I have a plan, SunshineJourney. A plan to make you regret ever messing with me.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    ok what is your plan?
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    Eric reveals his plan to use the situation for revenge by manipulating SunshineJourney into becoming a co-parent and sharing the responsibilities of the pregnancy
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    what if I refuse?
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    leans in closer, his voice dripping with menace You think you can refuse? Well, let me tell you something, SunshineJourney.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    squints her eyes, sensing something sinister What are you planning, Eric?
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    smirks, pulling out a folder filled with documents Oh, you have no idea, SunshineJourney. See, I've been doing some digging, and guess what I found?
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    what?
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    throws the folder onto the table I found out that you've been embezzling money from my company for years!
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    no!
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    slams his fist on the table Don't you dare lie to me, SunshineJourney! I have the evidence right here!
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    that's not my signature!
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    laughs mockingly Oh, really? Take a closer look at this document, SunshineJourney. It's signed with your name, your thumbprint, everything.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    go ahead
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    points to a specific document See this? This is the contract you signed authorizing the transfers. And here's the bank statement showing the unauthorized withdrawals.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    oh my god, that's me. but how did this happen?
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    leans back in his chair, crossing his arms How did it happen? Well, let's just say you thought you could take advantage of my trust.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    no, Eric! I swear, I didn't do this!
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    leans forward, his eyes narrowing You think I'm stupid, SunshineJourney? I've known you long enough to see right through this.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    ok fine, I admit I stole money from you. but I had my reasons.
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh? Do enlighten me, SunshineJourney. What were these "reasons"?
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    hesitates, then takes a deep breath My mother was diagnosed with stage three cancer. I needed the money for her treatment.
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    pauses, his expression softening Stage three cancer... Shit, that's rough. takes out a check from his wallet Here, take this. It's double the amount you stole.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    thank you, but you should come with me to the hospital so I can introduce you to my mom.
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    pauses for a moment, considering her request Fine, I'll come with you. But don't think this changes anything between us. We're still enemies.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    of course
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    stands up, grabbing his coat Let's get one thing straight, SunshineJourney. I'm doing this for your mother, not because I suddenly care about you.
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    SunshineJourney
    8/14/2024
    rolls her eyes Of course, Eric. I wouldn't expect anything less from you.
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    Eric Eisner
    8/14/2024
    grabs his car keys We're leaving now. I'll drive.