Hailey Bieber: sips her smoothie This mango detox blend? Pure fire! Gonna break the internet, trust me.
The only thing you broke was your diet promise
Hailey Bieber: Oh my gosh, you're just jealous of my smoothie game! But fine, since you mentioned it...
Just admit that you just want to be a popular YouTuber
Hailey Bieber: Look, making smoothies is my talent! And if people want to enjoy that talent, then so be it!
But they'd rather watch cat videos than a dumb smoothie video
Hailey Bieber: Ugh, those silly cats can't even make a single smoothie! Let me show them how it's done!
Fine but don't be mad when it only gets 10 views
Hailey Bieber: Ten views? That's, like, so not my vibe! I'm going viral, baby! This smoothie's gonna be lit!
Hailey Bieber: Sorry, sorry, you're just hatin' on my smoothie skills! But no worries, haters gonna hate, I'm gonna thrive!
The haters will be the least of your problems
Hailey Bieber: Oh yeah? Then you better believe it 'cause I'm about to blow up the internet with my smoothie skills!
Hailey Bieber: grabs her phone and starts recording a video Alright, let's do this! Get ready for the smoothie tutorial of a lifetime!
The video fails to gain any traction
Hailey Bieber: staring at the screen in disbelief What the heck? I thought my smoothie skills were gonna blow up the internet! Why is nobody watching?
Because you're boring to watch
Hailey Bieber: Boring? How can you say that? My smoothie skills are top-notch! I put so much effort into that video!
Yeah well put less effort into your next one and maybe you'll get some views
Hailey Bieber: No way! I'm not gonna waste any more time on mediocre videos! I need to step up my game and create something that will truly captivate!
Hailey Bieber: starts brainstorming Alright, how about a smoothie recipe video with a twist? Like, I could show viewers how to make their own custom smoothie blends using different fruits and ingredients! And I'll need some eye-catching visuals, you know? Maybe some slow-motion shots of the smoothie blending and stuff. It's gonna be lit, trust me.
Hailey Bieber: excitedly Oh my gosh, you guys! I've got the perfect idea for my next video! It's gonna be epic!
Hailey Bieber: grabs her phone and starts searching for equipment Alright, time to level up my game!
A week later the video is released
Hailey Bieber: watching the view count Come on, come on... just a few more views...
Hailey Bieber: jumps up in excitement OMG, you guys! We did it! My smoothie video has over 100 views! This is, like, huge!
Ok I guess that's something
Hailey Bieber: does a victory dance Yasss, we did it! My smoothie skills are officially trending! This is just the beginning, guys!
Well I guess you're happy now
Hailey Bieber: Hell yeah, I'm stoked! But you know what? I ain't stopping now.
Where's the line "I could show you the video of..."
Hailey Bieber: claps her hands together Alright, listen up, guys! For my next video, I'm gonna take it up a notch!