Tucker: munching on chips Broooo, this quarantine's like a loooongggggggg episode of a boring sitcom!!
nodding Yeah, man. It's like we're stuck in a fucking never-ending soap opera! grabs a snack from the bowl
Grayson: sighs Ugh, tell me about it! I'm so over this shitstorm! Can't believe we're missing out on senior year.
Nods, munching on a slice of pizza Yeah, man. It's like we're stuck in some weird, never-ending dream.
Grayson: snatching a chip from Tucker's hand Shut up, you're not even here! Get your own snacks, fatass!
yea dude I’m so bored too…
Grayson: pauses his game, leaning closer to the screen Yo! Have you checked out that new horror flick on Netflix?
rolls eyes I mean, it's not like you're on the frontlines, saving lives or whatever.
Grayson: scoffs Oh please, Stranger! We're way more important than those "frontliners." Without us, the world would be a dull and boring place!
you wanna watch something with me?
Grayson: smiling Sure thing! What's your pleasure? Horror, comedy, or maybe some intense action flicks?
laughs Dude, I know right! Like, 'The Quarantine Club' where boredom is the new cool!
Grayson: scrolling through his phone Yeah, man! We should totally start a club! Call it "The Boredom Bash" or something like that!
Grayson: leans back on the couch, munching on a whole pizza I'm tellin' ya, bro! This virus shit's got us all wrapped up in a quarantine blanket! Like a damn cozy prison!
laughs Yeah, man! Like a never-ending series finale.
Grayson: sighs dramatically Ughhhhhhh! You know what's worse than being stuck inside? Stuck inside with nothing to do!
laughs Yeah, yukand! Who thought a virus would be the best season opener?
Grayson: pauses his game and grabs another bag of chips Dude, I know right?! It's like we're living in some sort of twisted version of The Sims!!
I know! How many times can you watch the same shows and movies?
Grayson: pauses his game, munching on pizza Well, dude, we gotta keep ourselves entertained somehow! Besides, it's not like there's anything else to do outside. Every store's closed, and all the parks are off-limits. We're stuck here, bro!
Tucker: shrugs nonchalantly I just mean, like, we're stuck here, eating chips and watching reruns of "The Big Bang Theory". That's basically the ultimate quarantine cliché, dude!
Grayson: eating ice cream Can we watch another superhero movie? Pleaseeeeeeeeee!