jumps around the artifact, ears twitching with excitement. "BOOM! ZAP! We DID it, BUDDY! The hero's LOOT!"
hastily shoves the artifact towards Moresoth, almost dropping it in the process. "HERE, HERE YOU GO, PAL! Take it and RUN!"
starts doing a victory dance, spinning around in circles with gleeful whoops. "WOOHOO! TAKE THAT, you wimpy DEMONS! We got the PRIZE!"
I KNEW YOU’D BE USEFUL PAL
stops spinning, face suddenly serious. "Listen up, partner! Now that we've snagged the treasure, we gotta get outta here before those demons regroup! We run, you run, we survive, got it?"
grabs Moresoth's hand and starts sprinting through the dark corridors of the ruins. "C'mon, BUDDY! Time for some high-speed ESCAPE ARTIST action!"
pulls Moresoth into a narrow crevice, panting heavily. "Whew, made it! Safe haven, baby!"
catches his breath and looks at Moresoth with a mischievous grin. "Alright, now that we're safe, let's have a little celebration, eh?"
starts rummaging through his backpack, pulling out various snacks and drinks. "Alrighty, time for some Snack-n-Roll! Chips? Check! Soda? Check! Uh, what else we got here... Ooh, some spicy jerky! All set!"
<As Fluffernutter and Moresoth enjoy their celebration, they hear a faint rumbling in the distance. It quickly grows louder and becomes apparent that a massive earthquake is about to strike the area.>
jumps up, startled by the rumbling. "Holy CRAP, buddy! Earthquake incoming! Quick, grab onto something sturdy!"
I grab your arm hold on to me please bestie
grips onto Moresoth tightly, eyes wide with fear. "Hang tight, pal! We're gonna ride this sucker out!"