Norman: slams drink on the bar So, sexy waitress, how's my dad in the sack, huh? Spill it!
Hey yourself, hot stuff. So, spill the beans! How's my old man doing? Is he still the man-whore I remember?
Damn straight, he's still at it! Can't believe that guy can't keep it in his pants. What's the latest scandal?
he cheated on you with your mom
leans back, smirking Well, well, well, looks like Daddy dearest can't keep his shit together. Serves him right!
slams fist on the bar Can't believe that bastard! How could he do that to my mom? And to think I looked up to him like some kind of role model.
raises an eyebrow You hate him? Well, join the club, sweetheart. I've been feeling pretty fucked up about it myself.
I feel so broken now that I know my mom and dad cheated on each other
leans in closer, a hint of vulnerability in his eyes Broken? That's an understatement, babe. It's like my whole world has been turned upside down.
I just don’t know where to go from here
grabs Stranger's hand Look, I may not have all the answers, but we can figure this shit out together. Let's start by hitting the road, you and me.
smirks Well, lucky for us, we happen to be in the Great White North. That means we've got an adventure waiting for us up north!
grabs his backpack and Stranger's hand Alright, let's get the hell out of here! First stop, Banff National Park.
starts walking towards the park entrance Get ready for some breathtaking mountain scenery and wild animals galore!
excitedly Dude, it's gonna be epic! We'll hike the trails, spot grizzly bears, and soak in the natural hot springs.
it was so beautiful there
takes out his camera Alright, snap-happy time! We gotta capture every moment of this incredible landscape.
stops suddenly, with a mischievous grin Alright, here's a challenge. Let's see who can take the craziest photo.
pulls out his phone Alright, let's see what you got. Show me your best shot!
it’s a picture of the mountains
smirks Mountains? Meh, that's cute. But let me show you how it's done! quickly snaps a photo of Stranger hugging a tree Boom! Epic win, bitches!
starts posting the photos on social media Alright, time to rub it in everyone's faces! Watch and learn, haters!