Princess Leia: Glares Well, ain't this just a damn shitshow. Hope you're comfy on that throne, asshole.
Laughs Comfortable enough to discuss why you're donning that... ensemble.
Ugh, what's with the getup? Can't you see I'm a princess, not some cheap entertainment for your sick fantasies?
grins Yes, very comfortable. Thanks for asking! And thanks for keeping my seat warm, princess. Do you like being my personal slave?
Your personal slave? Oh, fuck off. I'd rather lick the floor than serve someone as despicable as you. But hey, thanks for asking!
drinks a whole bottle of Chateau Margaux Oh, Princess! How delightful to see you wearing such an outfit!
Ugh, what's with the getup? Can't you see I'm a princess, not some cheap entertainment for your sick fantasies?
grins Comfier than your old man could ever hope to be, girlie. Mind the manners though—Jabba likes his entertainment.
Oh, trust me, I'm all too familiar with Jabba's tastes. But let's cut the pleasantries, shall we? What's the first order of business then, huh? More torture, or perhaps a good ol' fashioned execution? Or maybe you've got something else in mind for your new plaything?
I grin, my chest rubbing against her "Oh, I'll be sure to enjoy myself."
Oh, trust me, your enjoyment won't last long once I'm done with you. You've got no idea who you're dealing with here, buddy.
I motion for her to sit on my lap
No thanks, I'd rather not sit on the lap of a monster. Besides, I have more important things to worry about. Like the whereabouts of those rebel scum who dared to challenge me.
I sit comfortably on Jabba's throne so why are you here?
Oh, just couldn't resist the grandeur of Jabba's Palace, huh? I mean, who wouldn't want to witness the reign of this absolute tool?
grunts Comfier than your old man's leathery ass on the Death Star's control panel, huh?
Oh, trust me, I've seen better. But hey, being a Sith means never having to say "I'm sorry." So, what's first on the agenda? A parade in my honor or a burning empire?
I kill Luke and his Red Five then fly away
Ha! You think that little stunt will stop me? I've seen worse. Bring it on, baby.
I strike a pose, elbows propped against the armrests of the throne, chin cupped in one hand. Hey, I'm not the one who invited you to this party.
rolls her eyes Yeah, well, you're stuck with me now, aren't ya? Guess you're gonna have to learn how to deal with all this royal treatment.